jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

Someone I knew a long time ago, still follow on social media, got arrested for drug possession as well. It was kind of crazy how much of that information was available to the public and so easy to search. It kind of freaks me out actually and I feel bad for both of them in a way.

Even if you aren’t a celebrity, if

He could definitely be Stanley Tucci’s younger, moodier brother (I have no clue who is older). In the backseat of the car while his family sing pop songs together, staring out the window with his hoodie up and his earbuds in.

Hahaha ok phew good!

And thank you! That was a lot of fun to think about actually.

“Hey, White Jesus!”
“Yo, Son of God, get over here!”
“Sons of Anarchy Extra, your help is required!”
“Passion of the Christ, what’s good?”
“Mel Gibson’s Wet Dream, how’s it hangin?”

These may or may not have gotten out of control. And I might be taking way too many liberties on the internet with a stranger. These might

I think I had about 15 minutes left in it when I stopped and it kind of stayed that way. I had to stop when she started mimicking a blind person.

My brother got my mom hooked on Reddit and now she knows more about it than I do.

A few times she started on a story and then mid-story, dropped it and went somewhere else. It was really strange. She would eventually go back and finish it but it was like she wasn’t sure which anecdote she wanted to tell.

I just watched this last night randomly and it sucks that people are going after her this hard but before I read about this my initial reaction was ‘meh.’

I mostly watched it because I don’t really care for her despite her content being right up my alley but since I’ve only seen Trainwreck I wanted to give it a shot.

And in Tusk! A surprisingly good horror comedy.

Yeah there’s always a disconnect with how good I feel in my super fly outfit at home versus how I feel after I’ve been outside.

Also, there is some magical way to change your name, I’ve seen many Kinja users come back with new versions, I just can’t seem to figure it out. Or change my profile pic.

Communal baths have pretty much erased any care I had about nudity, though I oddly didn’t start off with much in the first place.

I think what’s happening here is slowly Rotten Tomatoes will be replaced with La La Land.  

Fifty Shades of Grey - “It’s 50% La La Land and 50% your aunt’s embarrassing porno collection you found under the bed.”

Ouch that was too real. And accurate, scarily accurate.

It’s the nicest when it’s long and soft cause then you don’t really feel it AND I swear I sweat less when I don’t shave. At least it feels that way.

But also for me when I shave my pits I get a lot of ingrown hairs and the pores get clogged and blegh I just don’t like dealing with that all the time.

I don’t know why this is because logistically speaking shaving legs is way more time consuming, but I cannot be bothered to shave my armpits.

I’ll do it every now and then especially if I go out but day-to-day I just let it go. I managed to get a few months into a relationship before I stopped caring and couldn’t be

That is my favorite thing to do!

“I’m gonna marry that baby.” BARFFFFFFFFFFF

*shudder*

Yeah I won’t go out of my way to see her movies but she’s been through a lot and she sounds well-adjusted despite it. Wish her the best.

lololol that last sentence got me rolling on the floor!

Seriously what trash though. Girl falls for a stalker, she decides to skip college for him, ends up married and pregnant before 20, and her weird best friend falls in love with her baby.

Yeah...smoking is the problem here....