Lol right I always think that whenever I see her on the show. She strikes me as very old Hollywood glamour, the kind of perfectly beautiful.

So I checked out the online store for a different reply, turns out they do make different designs now! They still might not be quite your taste and they are from the more expensive store but I figured why not share!

Hahaha I think our animals always upstage us. But that’s ok my cat is pretty baller so I’m cool with her being more popular.

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/shop/homekeeping/homekeeping-kitchen-mat-doormat/

Those are the ones from the expensive store but fellow Jezzies have pointed out you can get it at Bed Bath & Beyond, Costco, Home Goods.

Last time I saw these, though, there was only one design. Looks like you can get your initials and…

It sure is! There’s one in the grocery store by my house and it’s pretty much become my one stop shopping spot.

Yesss! The 100 yen revolution!

Hmmm yeah I bet there are the few celebrities out there like Melissa and Keanu Reeves who probably wash their own dishes.

Although I will say if someone bought one of those mats so the people who DO wash the dishes could have it a little easier, I would also be impressed with that.

I love how everyone’s defense is all, “technically the Beast only kept her there in exchange for her father’s freedom so he didn’t REALLY kidnap her.”

Um, no. He still chose to keep an innocent woman in his castle because he was bitter, angry, and alone. Those qualities do not just go away after a quick courtship. …

Hmm yeah I’ve only ever seen them in one color and it is kind of just one giant block on the floor. I suppose if you put something over it like a carpet or such you might get it dirty since it’s in the kitchen....

They’re so good! It’s so much better than standing on hard tiles.

Damn I just got all excited and told my mom but she cut me off saying she already got some from Costco!

There goes my hero moment.

Ooooh good looking out! I should’ve known, BBB is like Mary Poppin’s bag, they have everything and stuff you’ve never even seen before.

Yeah you’re definitely right. The way they make sure in all the photos whether it’s a bag or a shopping cart you see the name, People definitely got a big fat paycheck for that one.

And the 100 yen store, surprisingly reliable.

If I had McCarthy money I’d def be going with the WS option. They have this gel-mat cushion thing for your feet when you are standing at the sink washing dishes and OMG. It’s like standing on top of a tempur pedic mattress.

It’s also crazy expensive :( :(

That was just a list of celebrities going to Home Goods. Wtf, People magazine. If I wanted to flip through low-key subliminal messaging I’d....yeah ok I’d read a magazine, damn ya’ll got me.  

However, the separation between me and those fancy famous ppl remains a large gulf never to be bridged. I am dedicated to…

Baaaaaaarf. Those guys never get how dumb they sound whining like that. Do they really think they are making convincing arguments? Puh-leaze, everyone gets you that’s why they bounce.

Woooooow what a douche. Always wanted to be with but couldn’t, huh? Damn, I dunno why it would be that particular sentiment but if someone cheated on me then said that I would full out rage on them.

She looks like a Dracula wife extra from Van Helsing in that top image.

Yikes who knew a cat with three legs could do such damage.

Coffee Creamer Farts - I’m dying!

He sounds like a menace but the stories you’ve produced are quality.