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With Trump I can see one person probably saying something “nice” to him that was so clearly dripping in sarcasm and from that day on he was convinced he had the community in his pocket.

I love moments like that. This dog was just born for greatness from the start

Oh man way to kick a girl when she is down. Damn 3 blocks. That sounds amazing. I think a trip to Oregon is in order......

That shouldn’t bother me as much as it does but....ugh.

Omg the one where his head is on her shoulder HAH!

*off-screen assistant*

“Ok Tom, now think low-budget Nicholas Sparks movie! Remember Nights in Rodanthe? Channel that thoughtful Richard Gere, awww yeah there it is. We got the money shot!”

I just got major weed envy reading that.

YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Dweezil, that is a fantastic name. Fits him too

Omg that face. That is a dog that knows whats up. Damn that’s a little badass right there.

And uh...yeah.....I may or may not have walked in on my dog mid-bite and just kind of slow-Homer-Simpson-back-into-the-bush walked out of the room.

Right? One of these things is not like the other......

Tbf you are correct. Normally I’m ok with it, hell I will even eat it. But like that? Nuh-uh. Something about the shape and the lighting of that photo, noooooooooooope.

UGH THEY WOULD TOO! Whenever an animal vomits in the house it is a race against the clock to clean it before the dog does.

Ok the first few not so bad. That last one? That is just not appealing.

Well....I always knew there was a reason I couldn’t get on board with the Hiddleston love train. And now I know why.

He could fill in the Bruce Campbell-void for the new Spidey movie

I know a pot’o’gold bribe when I see one. Damn leprechauns got to him.

Haha you beat me to it! About to post the same thing.

Now playing

From humble beginnings to Spiderman. I’M JUST SO EXCITED YOU GUYS.

Don’t worry, anyone who doesn’t know is clearly in the darkest timeline.

Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Let it be more than two lines pleeeeeeease let it be more than two lines.

I need sufficient screen time for my favorite morning show co-host.