“I heard you like to swim! Well down here in Brazil we have some of the best sewage laden waters around! Huh? That over there? Nah that’s not poop that’s just.....a big stick.”

*shove*

I’m thinking Ben Schwartz slogan should be set to the diarrhea jingle. You guys know the one....

Wheeeeeeen you’re at the airport and you don’t have a choice - Dasani! Dasani!

The last I heard was that Charlie Hunnam was still on board to do another Pacific Rim and I’m hoping if they get him that means Rinko is coming back too.

I really hope they bring back Charlie Day too cause oh man him and Burn Gorman were amazing. And Ron Perlman! I can never say no to more Perlman.

I watched The Losers the other day and completely forgot he was in it. Kinda soured the movie a bit every time he was on screen.

So ready for it! A little curious how they are gonna smash that in if he is Elba’s kid though, kinda would have figured Maki would know about it. But I mean secret love child plotline, I can get down with that too.

I feel you Kal. This is such a lackluster voting season. Obviously I’m voting for Hillary but I’m tired of people screaming Berniebro every time someone says anything lackluster about her.

Mostly ready for this election to be over. It’s got me all, “Make America....you know.....whatever.”

I just want him in everything. Including, uh, me. ;)

Yeah I’m the same way. And especially working somewhere with lots of people in and out every day it’s hard to keep track.

Meryl Streep as Donald “Dump Truck” Trump will haunt me forever......

OMMMMGGGGGGGGG YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

It’s stories like this that remind me I need to be more mindful of my surroundings. I’d like to think I would have noticed as well but honestly riding a bike at night? Unless it was well lit I probably wouldn’t have.

It’s really fucking awful that as a society we have reached a point where you can catch someone being raped and still manage to downplay it.

If your idea of fun drunk activities includes assaulting someone behind a trashcan....yeah methinks alcohol isn’t the problem with you.

Reading the letter she wrote where she talks about the line of questioning she had to go through from his lawyers was equal parts enraging and exhausting.

I get that defending your client is a job and you do what you have to do but.....man I never got the slimy lawyer feeling the way I did reading those questions and…

Ok so this woman is clearly an idiot but what does this say about the idiot judge that read this and thought, “Oh wow she is making a lot of fair points here, never would have thought about it like that,” ??

This letter should have been crumpled up and tossed in the trash where it belongs.

I was hoping since this was a reboot they would try a different format from the original. At least then you could pretend you had some kind of vision for this that pushed you to want to remake it in the first place.

lol yeah I can only imagine what my parents thought whenever they heard me mention it. I can’t remember when I had my a-ha moment but I have a feeling they were just like, eh she’ll figure it out eventually.

EXACTLY! All I ever saw between them was love and who could have guessed that led to a very safe and warm environment. Honestly some of my best childhood memories were hanging around them and their friends (A.K.A. the gay community which I should have been afraid of apparently).

I loved these books when I was little. I had so many of them and the funny thing is without meaning to I used to associate them with my uncles. Of course when I was younger and I didn’t know about labels like ‘gay’ or ‘straight’ I always assumed they were very good friends that loved each other just like Frog and Toad…

Right?? “I’m the rich son of a famous musician! I can do whatever! But I’d much rather hang out in this dingy manhole with sausages and ketchup for food!”

R.I.P. Keira’s character with funky inflatable furniture. Girl knew how to throw a dungeon party.