jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

Not gonna lie that sounds amazing. That’s what an 18th birthday party should be. I mostly remember my college birthdays I think cause I had really good friends then who threw me great surprise parties and also knew me well enough to know you have to get your face pushed in cake on your birthday.

Damn! I barely remember my 18th birthday party let alone have a picture from it. I have never understood envy the way I do now.

Awww I feel your cousin’s pain. Seeing foreign movies in India was like watching an artful game of dodgeball.

Most of the time it was super easy to tell when they just chopped a scene out but what cracked me up the most was their solution to Titanic. I went to go see it again when it made the 3D rounds and the scene

Why do I feel like she totally screwed us with that word.

Either she just threw her hands up and went, “no magic? eh why not just slap it together no-maj there we go!”

Or she figured Americans are dumb enough even in the Harry Potter verse they couldn’t come up with anything more original.

That Mockingjay photo is messing with my brain......Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks are giving me major deja vu/Matrix glitches. It’s like an optical illusion, they just keep bouncing back and forth between Josh!

I think he’s pondering that too......

Also you are not wrong and that is kind of freaking me out.

This is ultimate Luke Skywalker gif usage. And now I have to steal it ;)

lol i can practically hear the disappointment reading that.

It’s one of those things where once you see the similarities, you can never un-see it (there has to be a better way to say that but morning brain power is waning).

Just makes me sad that Kendrick is in that hot mess. WHY KENDRICK WHY???
ETA: p.s. thank you! :D

After Bad Blood I think I hit my Taylor Swift limit. I was meh about her and then that video came out. It’s like the Michael Bay of all music videos - chock full of cameos, unnecessary explosions, fancy CGI, and yet absolutely no point.

That was my first thought too! We can be buzzkills together.

That was a beautifully crafted statement of a truly terrifying concept.

Nah I think the great thing about the Evil Dead saga is you can really jump in anywhere you want and have your own viewing style. Ash vs Evil Dead might be an easier way to get acquainted cause the original movies are definitely very oddball.

Aww man it’s nice to hear that. I had a rough week with lessons going awry so this is a much needed boost. Thanks :)

They are absolutely fools. But they are smart fools, they know I can’t get that mad at them cause engagement rings are a fairly new thing where they are from.

I can’t even get mad at them (cause ohhh they know what that finger is for). I’m just like yeaaaahhh that’s a mini me flipping me off right now.

Ah yeah figured I was missing some context there. Sounds very cathartic though. We used to do something like that back when my family still lived nearby but now our extended relatives are all pretty scattered.

Very interesting. Kinda curious to see this in action....

The closest I’ve gotten to engagement rings lately was when my students all started waving their middle fingers at me asking if that’s where the ring went. It felt like a pretty good summation of that part of my life right now.

Ghost supper eh? Like a Death Day Party with really stinky foods?

Yeah definitely the visuals are a feast of their own. But I understand, it is definitely all over the place. The first time I saw it was late at night and everyone was asleep. I just happened to catch it on T.V. and I think it was something about the setting, being in a dark, quiet house, having to sit close to the