I can’t really look at Hugh Jackman right now, even baby Hugh, cause I just watched The Fountain again last night and I’m still recovering.

I don’t know if my heart can handle more Bruce Campbell love, but Ash VS. The Evil Dead is definitely gonna push that envelope. So sad I have to wait till after Halloween to watch it

Ah yessss, Thackery Binx, the perfect boyfriend. Between him, Max, and the oddly hot zombie I’m pretty sure Hocus Pocus is partially responsible for my sexual awakening.

A-fucking-men

Noooo that breakdown was awesome! You never have to apologize to me for getting excited about buffy!

Gah all this recapping is making me think it’s about time for another Netflix Buffy binge

Yeaaaaah couldn’t do it when I was growing up, highly doubt I can do it now. So I just doodle on scrap papers now, to hell with the lines!

He was the only villain whose death I was practically gleeful about. Even the gruesome way he got taken out, I was so TeamEvilWillow on that. That probably says a lot about me but whatever, dude was an asshole.

Seconded!! I need my tattoo guy to get back to me ASAP so I can get my first tattoo over and done with!

My take on Her is certainly not the popular one and I fully realize that movie is definitely not my cup of tea - but that is 100% the feeling I got watching that movie. Couldn’t even finish it, even if it did get better, I was pretty much tired of Joaquin’s portrait of hapless hero.

I feel you, trust me no one is more frustrated with Texas than the Texans who know better. I mean there is a reason I had to leave after I graduated high school.

I mean if that happens then we just bring in some ridley scott aliens and when THEY start running amok we’ll just call up Sigourney Weaver. I’m sure alien hunting is just like riding a bike, you never forget!

Wow really?? You even prefaced your comment, damn that’s harsh.

Those are amazing! I would love to rock shoes like that but first I need to find a personal chauffeur who takes me everywhere. That way my only walk is from car to chair.

Out of curiosity, have any outfit you plan on wearing with them?

Or much worse, a publicist paid solely to agree to everything Donald Trump says.

I haven’t read the book but I did leave the film disappointed with the stakes. I get that you can’t make everything impossible and beat the protagonist over the head with how futile his attempts are but it did come across a little empty.

Especially with the rest of his team up in space. I realize you can’t show a crew…

You know after all the changes they made to bring the books to film, I think I could have handled a beardless Dumbledore if Patrick Stewart had been the one playing him. If there is anyone I’m gonna look up to for ultimate advice without ever questioning them, it’s gonna be Stewart

Those cheekbones were made for an eye mask. I mean DAYUM

I mostly just love you for talking about The Fountain. It is one of my favorite movies and I hardly ever get to share that love with anyone else. And I never understood why it did so poorly until you pointed this out.

Marshall might be one of my all time favorite directors simply because of Descent. I’ve loved him ever since I saw Dog Soldiers but man the Descent was like a breath of fresh air. It is the ultimate ladies night movie, you just don’t see heroines like that going all inner primeval warrior.

You know the funny thing is even though I knew what was going to happen with the Viper/Mountain fight, it still made me nervous. I can read it again and be ok but I can barely watch it again because of how well they build up the anxiety.