jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

It’s always nice to run into fellow Dog Soldier fans. It was pure chance I saw it on T.V. and I was pretty much glued to my seat the entire time. I’m always scared to recommend it though cause most people I run into can’t get past the bipedal werewolves.

I blame James Cameron and Zane’s own superb acting skills. He was just too good at playing the asshole and once Kate Winslet spits in your face, well my friend, the public opinion court has spoken.

Yeah I’ve never had an orgasm from casual sex either. I know a large part of it is because I’m not comfortable and since I don’t know the person I’m just over thinking everything but it’s still frustrating. It’s gotten to the point where, and this is largely my fault, I don’t even bother with the guy trying. The last

Yup, 100% this. I’m on a dry spell too partially cause of where I live but also cause I just can’t muster the energy it takes to hook up only to get nothing out of it in the end. It’s more of a chore than anything else and thanks but I’ve got enough chores in my life.

This might be the greatest and sadly accurate gif I’ve ever seen. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

That bottom photo was the same season as the Russian 20smthn and her 40+ husband right? Those early seasons were the best, where you had the Jays trying to manage all these insane personalities.

Antm died a lot sooner but once they added men the whole vibe in the house changed. It was a lot less getting drunk and

And people wonder why anyone watches ANTM. Old school seasons had all the best drama and all the best judges

Damn it you’re right, ugh.....

I’m Richonne till I die even though at this point I’m willing to take a lingering hug.

Is that what happened to Crispin Glover?

I’m all about Morgan’s stick for this reason. You would think after what, five seasons, that we’d see more alternative weapons popping up.

Looooooooooove this man. He should have been the lone survivor in Jurassic World

Ok this is the perfect example of bangs not being cutesy and childlike. I mean damn I could cut down some mansplainers with those edgy bangs! You look damn good.

Finally someone who understands.

Sure did brah ;)

Yeah I’m a sucker for Kimmy Schmidt but Tina Fey has definitely said some questionable things in the past and made some choices in her comedy that make me cringe. There was something she said about Beyonce and J.Lo’s figures once that really rubbed me the wrong way but I can’t remember what it was exactly

In the summer time whenever I go into my house at night, I always wait a minute by the entryway to listen for sounds of scurrying. I found a giant centipede this way, nearly stepped on it, and now I always pay attention when walking through the hallways.

Yeah I was pretty meh on it. It had it’s funny moments but there was nothing ‘new’ about it, just another rom com with the same typical girl gets guy ending. Saw it once and I’m more than happy with it staying that way.

I’ve never peed in a sink before (cause I think this is really a height issue and I’d have to squat on top of one, much rather just go outside than risk slipping and having fun concussion time) but I do have a peeing shame story.

Out of desperation on a long night bus with bed bunk type situation, I was on the top

I kind of knew early on Prom wasn’t gonna be for me when I realized that truly and honestly I didn’t care if my dress came from a thrift store. I was not about to ask my parents to drop $200 bucks on something I could only wear once.