jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

No. Just for the love of god no. She looks like she’s suffocating! I just want to cut it off her and let her skin breathe! For some reason the knee in particular freaks me out. I’m going to have nightmares from that knee.

Wait a minute, Kaley Cuoco’s getting divorced? I feel like I just saw some magic People mag wedding spread about the two of them a few months ago.

That sucks. Not that I know anything about either of them but they looked happy?

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Yeah I’m in Japan right now. I was hoping Guillermo’s success with Pacific Rim would mean they would bring it over but no luck so far. They might do it a year from now which they have a tendency to do, Kingsman just got here two weeks ago.

Going back to the U.S. in December though so fingers crossed there might be a

Yuuuup. I’m devastated it’s not coming where I live so I’m not really sure what to do. I don’t want to stream it cause I love Del Toro and want to support him but I also don’t know if I can wait till the DVD comes out.

Ugh man I wish I had the money for this right now, this sounds amazing.

She’s ridiculously good looking. If you want to catch her in some good movies try Don (which is just silly fun) or Barfi where she shows off some acting chops.

I really wish that the plot of this show intrigued me but even with the Grey’s angle I’m not feeling it. FBI mysteries are just not my jam. Looooove Priyanka and hope this show does great but I already have enough trouble finding time for the shows I actually want to watch.

I applaud you for your efforts and vow to work on my Jeff gif collection which is embarrassingly low.

damn it now I need to watch that episode again

That’s exactly what I do and I never seem to have a problem. I have a feeling if I fast before a major international trip I will most likely land with a major headache akin to a horrible hangover.

Drink lot of delicious thai milk tea and coffee once you arrive and pinch each other when you get sleepy! For the adventurous, start downing chili peppers when the drowsiness really sets in.

Seriously though good luck. Those trips are always rough but yay you are going to Thailand! Lucky duck.

Yeah the way I usually fly (read - cheapest option, many stops) it would throw me into a dark pit of despair. My flight back home this winter is gonna take me about 2 days and if I’m not eating before that I will probably end up attacking a child.

Even if he doesn’t deserve it I still kinda have a soft spot for Josh Brolin ever since Nightwatch.

ETA: If there ever was a dudefight, obviously on Josh’s side mostly cause 100% cannot stand Ryan Gosling

Lucky you!

yeah.....had the unlucky pleasure of trying that for the first time recently. Felt much more like you were sucking ice cream out of a condom. The worst part? At the very end there’s this vacuum where all the ice cream starts shooting out like an explosion into your mouth. Thanks Japan for the ice cream facial.

It’s really a toss up for me. Some days I’m really digging that sexy pink wrapper, other days it’s I’m feeling very dangerous and red.

Am I Shaggy?? With starbursts??

Damn Bruce still be lookin good, impressive.

Yessss!! It also gave me a new celebrity crush to fawn over so all in all this has been a busy summer.

True....but at least they don’t eat their own poop.

Bonus, my cat sometimes tracks litter cause she’s pretty bad at cleaning herself BUT when I turn around in bed I am greeted with this beautiful AF buddy.