New conspiracy theory achieved.

It might be.....soylent green coffee..... DUN DUN DUN

It’s that Neanderthal empty stare, which for me, is a deal breaker

Yeah, he just has to leave Texas like the rest of us. Texas is a lot like high school, it gets better once you are out of it.

At that age I definitely would have taken up rebel without a cause banner and run with it. Except this time I WOULD HAVE A CAUSE!

lol no

I saw it when I was pretty young too, like 14 or so, and there were definitely some scenes that made no sense to me then. Like the split with the scene on top and the city landscape on the bottom. Or that family movie playing when Jim’s in the kitchen.

I just didn’t get where he was coming from till I watched it later…

Absolutely love this movie. I’m not sure there is another one like it that I can continue to watch and grow in my appreciation of it. I wouldn’t change that ending at all, it was the right amount of hope without going all classic heroes save the day trope-y.

If Jim hadn’t lived not sure I could watch it more than…

This is why the mini bags they give you at halloween are perfect. They’ve got just the right amount of candy corn to satisfy that craving you didn’t even know you had, then tide you over till next year.

Damn it now I want candy corn.

If I want to watch Jamie and her mother doing something together I’ll just watch The Fog again. In fact, watching The Fog sounds waaaaaaay better than watching Scream Queens.

There’s this really annoying thing I’ve seen couples do in Japan that constantly gets on my nerves. Walking through the city the boyfriend will hold on to his gf’s wrist, not even her hand, and then literally tow her along behind him to wherever they are going.

The whole thing is just so possessive and honestly the gf…

The first step in that is you go, OK, there’s two men of color. That’s a big jump. Pretty soon there will be a woman that’ll be added to that. And there will probably be more women, which is gonna be fantastic. And over time, that’ll happen; it’s a conversation that we need to continue having.

Ok but do you see how…

Agreed, those women were all chosen because they were already familiar faces in the market and have jumped over hurdles proving female comedians are just as strong.

For some reason his awkward explanation is coming off way more annoying and mansplain-y than Damon’s to me.

Right???? Seriously the longer I look the more I think I prefer this new look.

I wish I knew, I’m still getting over that beard comment. How do you even keep that clean??

Yeah you’re right he still looks more Gendry. He was such a baby in Skins! Adorable but he’s definitely grown up.

The blurb about the author is high-larious. What could make this screwball piece even CRAZIER? She likes geriatric animals! Not just any animals folks, just the old kind with stinky breath and bad teeth.

And she gets all her blacklight posters exclusively from Spencer’s Gifts.

In honor of needing a pic of Joe without glasses in his new ‘do, here you go. Still hard to recognize but gotta say he pulls off a stache pretty well.

Damn it Jesse Williams why are you perfect? Not fair.

God this photo.....it just screams, “if you ain’t a white dude then this isn’t the place for you!” Somehow having Effie there only makes that worse