jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

Fun fact (I’ve been leaving this one everywhere cause it still amuses me):
The hair around your anus helps to keep your farts silent, it turns out. So the hairier the butthole, the more silent the fart.

Not that there aren’t ways to engineer a silent fart but seems like some people are always gonna get the short end of

Grey’s is 1,000% soap drama but it gets my in my cynical little heart. I think cause yeah it’s drama but it’s not like who’s my baby daddy this week drama? (Ok not just that, basically everyone sleeps with everyone)

More like, should a dedicated surgeon choose her lovely fiance who really wants a baby even though all

I know! Dropped the ball on that one yo, there is no way Cristina wouldn’t come back for her person.

I LOVE Dark Willow. Her truth bombs about Buffy and the Scoobies were so good. Plus she took out so many guys that clearly needed to go and in a painful manner (lookin’ at you Warren)

Yeah I guess I never thought of it that way. I forget she had a business and you’re right she probably would have put money aside for them.

I was thinking more along the lines that since Buffy was always slaying she never had chance to study or focus on school. So when the time came for her to graduate into the work

god so lonely. but at least our little club is getting bigger!

Finally not alone! Whedon just took us to that dark place season 6. Then we would get fantastic dark humor like, are double meat patties really made out of people??

Not that you probably haven’t already seen this for yourself first hand but I’ve noticed after reading some of my extended family’s facebook posts (why do I do this to myself?):

People need a scale. They need to keep someone under them so that they feel better about where they are. So even though there are millionaires

So boring. And Riley going all vampire bait-y, dude grow up.
Also the sex marathon house episode was just annoying. If constantly having sex is the only way you can make him interesting, by keeping his mouth shut, he needs to go.

I would have been ok with the abrupt entrance IF SHE WASN’T SO FREAKING ANNOYING.

We get it life as the slayer’s sister is hard but come on, you see the shit she has to go through. Do you really want that?? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET TAKEN BY CPS?? GO TO SCHOOL ALREADY AND STOP WHINING.

Ugh for real. Taking an FB break y’all.

He pisses me off with how he handles the whole Spike/Buffy thing. If someone is in an unhealthy relationship or you don’t like the person they are dating, you do not berate them! You don’t get to pass judgement! Especially when you leave someone at the altar!

Then when he got all disgusted with Anya sleeping with

Right there with you. I feel like I’m the only one who likes season 6! Partially cause ugh why does Spike have to be so fucking hot??

But I also kinda liked her having a normal crappy job. I like a dose of realism with my fantasy.

Ugh these bobble nail art trends are such a thing in Japan and I can’t stand it. It makes going to Tokyo hard on my eyes because of the severe eyerolls I have to do every time I walk by a 20smthn year old fumbling with her wallet. Then just passing it on to her boyfriend to get her money out cause she finally gave up,

It’s so sad too because they are an obvious hate group and yet are able to remain on air blasting their hate simply because other people believe in their message.

If that’s not the definition of being drunk on rights in this country then I don’t know what is.

Yeah I saw that. Which is good don’t get me wrong that is definitely a much needed foundation.

It just sucks that in order to get to these issues Taylor had to perpetuate a shallow and lazy interpretation of ‘Wild, glamorous Africa’. A glamorous Africa that apparently only has white people.

Right? I actually like the dark coloring way better.

Start calling our officers sir or ma’am all of the time.

You ever see a headline and think, ‘that’s definitely showing up on my facebook feed and not in a good way,’ ?

Cause this is that. I just know one of my idiot cousins is going to take this opportunity to say some really ignorant shit about black lives matter.

I never remember my parents really having to sit me down for major talks because we kind of always talked about everything.

Not all at once obviously, but piece by piece things would get clearer. I think the part that my mom nailed though was that she would answer whatever question I had and she wouldn’t lie. She