jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

There was a stab of resentment when I thought Mrs. Robot meant she was going to to marry Rami Malek.

But now I’m free to celebrate the good news so yay the world is great again!

Pssh that clears nothing up.

One does not simply kick Sir Ian McKellan out of anywhere. A smart person, instead, capitalizes on his presence in your apartment and cues up an impromptu LOTR viewing party where he calls up the rest of the Fellowship.

Duh Taylor, THAT’S an obvious squad goal.

I feel like he knows. He just gets it.

YES! My friend and I were gonna reserve this fancy train to throw a Snowpiercer party. We were gonna have sushi and everything, except first all the guests would have to eat a block of coffee jelly before they could get to the feast.

But then no one else knew what movie we were talking about :(

Can’t say this is surprising, which is sad. East Asia gets a pass for it’s misogyny every once and a while mostly because when you bring up Asia and women’s rights everyone thinks countries like India.

But jesus in Japan they have thousands of stores dedicated to an actual babydoll aesthetic for adult women. I don’t

If you like Oldboy and gritty movies by Korean directors you should give Snowpiercer a shot if you haven’t already. One of the best movies in the 2000’s in my opinion.

Let’s not forget that Ronald Reagan started off as an actor and Donald Trump is currently being taken seriously (god did I just wrote that) as a possible presidential candidate. In fact there are quite a lot of elected public officials who started off as entertainers (strangely a lot of wrestlers).

Not saying that

Yup! And I’m sure she really does believe that but it’s also kind of hard to ignore that most of her early work (can’t say now I don’t really listen to anything of her’s besides what’s on the radio) is very girl-as-princess and boy-as-princecharming. Which is also fine, nothing wrong with that, just clearly this is

I straight up do not trust people who work that hard at cultivating an image. Creeps me the eff out. I would much rather have someone who is a bit of a mess but is being their honest self.


Done with it. No one ever talks about his work either, just his beef with Taylor Swift.

He reminds me a lot of my friend who’s really smart but put on the spot she can’t always articulate her arguments the same way they go in her head. Mostly I think cause she is so passionate it gets jumbled sometimes.

HOW DARE YOU THAT’S TONY STONEM!

Also he’s perfect and from now on should be referred to as my current boyfriend. #lifegoals #lifegoalsthatwillneverhappen #gonnagodienowcausethatsthreehashtagsandnicholashoultisntmyboyfriend

Seriously way to play it safe Taylor. That outfit got me falling asleep over here

Don’t get me wrong I love fireworks as much as the next person but having gigantic celebrations like this all over the country? And ignoring all the other expenses you just listed?

Yet our country gets mad at people living on welfare buying cheetos with food stamps. Huh.

You know what I found out the other day - the Boston fireworks show for the 4th of July costs around $2 million.

$2 million.

When he shows Ripley how to use the gun? Swoon.

Not feeling any of it but Kill Taylor’s outfit.

Sorry girl but it’s the MTV VMA’s, Miley is hosting, you played it safe (big surprise) and ended up looking like a back up dancer.

I’m with you, kudos Miley. It takes some major flair to pull those outfits off and you gotta give it to her, she looks comfortable. She looks right at home and as Kim K has shown tonight that is not an easy feat.

And I kinda like the second one, it’s got a Fifth Element Leeloo vibe to it that is doing it for me.

Who wore it better?


THANK YOU!

Kim and I have a similar body type, though my booty could never match hers, and I tell ya dressing thighs is tough.

So this kills me. KILLS ME. Cause she knows better, she has to know better! WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A DRESS THAT ADDS LITERAL SADDLEBAGS TO YOUR SADDLEBAGS??

Irrationally angry for no reason.

I can’t even answer that question because FKA Twigs......she just....damn.

That is an amazing bodice and she is killing it. How the hell did Robert Pattinson get so lucky? Seriously I wanna be engaged to her, I would so marry that! We would just make music and dance in slinky black outfits and destroy the world in