I want to build a hot rod out of a Triumph Super Seven with a Triumph Rocket Three motor.

Thanks for letting us know. 

The ones that don’t hate fun.

ok

You don’t read well, do you?

Only if it means she’ll stab you in the fucking face with her horn. 

Literally anything <$2k = NP

Speed is relative to a frame of reference. Relative to the static, not-moving ground, it was exceeding the speed of sound. But relative to the medium in which it was traveling -air moving at 260 mph- it was not above the speed of sound. Therefore, in the medium in which it was traveling it did not cross the sound…

How dare you.

Probably because you sound like an awful, angry person, which doesn’t lend itself to making fun, online content, even if it’s not perfectly photoshopped? 

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

Well you know what they say - ‘you go first and lead by example’

Poor relationships with your family members I take it? Sorry to hear that buddy.

If I must watch one GIF for the rest of my life, this would be it.

Watch out, the Emperor of “What Art Is” is here

A. You’re not sorry.

Modern art is when an artist show a piece and a random asshole looks at it and says “I could do that.” and the artist replies “Yeah, but you didn’t.”

Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t art.