It's like a physical manifestation of a 10 year old's drawing of a car.

I still think this back end is the product of giving a sugared-up eight-year-old a box of markers, and the instructions "Draw something cool". This is not a compliment.

They brought the horses to tow the RR once it breaks.

Seriously, what did CarMax offer you for your Ferrari? I feel like that's important info.

The S5 Cabrio was kind of an early example of the engine downsizing that's so common today. The old S4 sedan and convertible — as well as the first S5s — had a beefy naturally aspirated 4.2-liter V8. But the S5 was the first to go to a 3.0-liter supercharged V6 that puts out 333 horsepower and 325 pound-feet of…

As a 240Z, I can confirm all of the above statements.

But it isn't the greatest Audi ever, because it is missing something.

I'm certainly grasping my knob with the other right now.

Probably his own.

INSTANT UPGRADE!

The 200hp cosworth 5 speed maserati one was a good car.

Acceleration would be glacial, but it should get up to 55mph fine.

How many scarves were you able to sell today?

"Pubic." Says absolutely everything. Cool cheap combo bro. Who the fuck starred you?

Haha, what's your point?

Let's do a drag race.

No mention of Rocky IV and it's epic Jalpa montage? There's no easy way out of this one for you, Doug.

Who wants to M a 6 series luxobarge? I mean, I know people buy them because they have more money than they know what to do with, but I really don't see the point.