That was such a welcome surprise. But then I was sad, and wanted Happy Endings back even more.

Prepare to die.

Best part is it'd last about ten seconds.

The most poorly named channel in television.

He's definitely one of the more likeable child-murdering incestuous characters on television.

Alaska is a damn treasure.

That tennis scene was just awesome. This show shall not die!

This is a combo I didn't know I wanted, and now it's all I want.

Anyone in the mood for barbecue?

I don't take their reviews all that seriously, but in general their film reviews are pretty good, and their TV recaps are fun. I go there for entertainment news but in general they're more on the positive side for most reviews. AV Club tends to be fair, and in some cases like this (and the Following…and that 'The…

I was LIVING for that lipsync. Bitch brought it home. And Roxxxy's face after seeing Detox lose was just magical.

I'm just looking forward to wacky Japanese style game shows where the contestants play for their lives, like in that Simpsons episode. Or the ones playing on closed circuit in Kim Jong Un's house.

Well guess what? I'm from the future, bitch, and the numbers held up completely (it actually improved to a 1.7 in the second half-hour). It's looking pretty good for this show!

Reasons this was an A-, and not a B-:
- completely stuffed with great lines- it was hilarious- Luke was awesome- Haley was slutty- I'm pretty damn sure he said "THORPedoed" which definitely uses his name (although that's a silly reason to knock the entire episode) and such a practice existed way before Parks and Rec -…

Are we watching the same show? It's become pretty damn cartoonish.

Every show needs more Luke.

I'm mostly angry with NBC for giving this piece of shit the awesome post-The Voice time slot and left Hannibal to fend for itself on Thursday. Fuck you, NBC. -Edit- Well, this show bombed. It did a 1.6, which Hannibal did last Thursday, only it had (the shitty) Go On as a lead in, which did a 1.1. The Voice did a 4.2…

Me too! I watched the first episode of Thrones before reading the books, and when he was pushed out the window I had a panic attack and immediately went and bought the book and read until I knew he lived.

I do! Especially when associated with certain primary colors!

What I wouldn't give to have all of season 3 right now. I'll sacrifice anything, I tell you. Lord of Light, or the Seven hear my prayer.