I thought Trump was trying to destroy the NFL? Y’know, cause of that whole USFL thing?

Now that he’s kissed Trump’s ass, I’m sure Trump will let the issue of player protests go. 

I bought a fairly nice apartment building a decade ago. Rented to professionals mostly. Immediately on I decided to be the “good” landlord. Month to month is fine. Pets? Sure. After being fucked over in every way imaginable, now I’m all about a lease, 1st, last, security. No pets. Fuck you, pay me.

You should let FIFA know so they can update their rule book. Sorry...so they can update the “Laws of the Game.” Don’t want to come across as a stupid American who doesn’t know proper terminology.

I mean, you’re not even right.

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CALL ME CRAZY, BUT ALL THIS KINDA SPEAKS POORLY ABOUT THEIR DECISION TO PASS, DOESN’T IT?

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

These stats frankly seem a little tame.

I’ll always remember the ‘07 chargers for having LT, Michael “the Burner” Turner, and Sproles all in the backfield. 

Padres games are so cheap that it’s a pretty cheap source of entertainment (except the booze, of course). Just grab a blanket to sit in the grass and bring the family and you have yourself a busy Saturday night.

Taking their cue from college football, the beetles were also counted as attendees.

Maybe they came for the beach hats?

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

This makes no sense to me. You have a legit superstar on the D line and you won’t pay him? I hope the Raiders pick like the Browns with these two picks and get themselves some mediocre talent Gruden will enjoy.

HOT TAKE TLJ was really good except for that dopey casino part which for some weirdos turned the movie from “B+” to “Star Wars wants to wipe out the white race”

In the Disney era, the characters are compelling and the story is meh. 

HOT TAKE: The scene with Luke and R2 in the Falcon is one of the best scenes in the entire Star Wars canon.

I liked a lot of the things the movie did, and didn’t appreciate a few others. People need to learn the difference between nitpicking and criticism.