In reality, it didn’t because they both danced and posed. But the author mentions posing is a personal powerup for CaptainZack so in that respect it did. It’s more figurative than literal.

But presumably good at getting jobs, amirite?

Thats hockey, if everyone is so sensitive about a clean hit they should probably get rid of body contact in the NHL.

Drafting a QB definitely stimulated his gray matter.

Also, gray dick.

But were you wearing an Affliction t-shirt?

A Ken Burns documentary.

So they totally they jack off around women, right? “Dude, is your mom home? Sweeeeeeeet....”

“Antifa: I hope you’re watching!”

It’s not sexual if it’s a bunch of shirtless dude ‘bonding’...

Yeah, sorry, I was having a bad day.

Thanks for the context explanation. I was having a bad day and took it out on this article.

He plays in San Diego...

He plays in San Diego, which is as obscure a professional baseball outpost as you can find without going to the minors...

Gotta respect the commitment to truly own yourself to not own the libs even remotely.

We clarified the first sentence to reflect a point Tesla made to us, which is that the lawsuit centers on a staffing agency hired by Tesla not paying workers correctly, not Tesla.

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I was just being a snarky a-hole with my response but appreciate the sincere reply. Also, you’re not wrong about Zaza but agree to disagree about that comparison. So, who’s your team?

I might have to fire up my Dreamcast in the meantime...