Same here. I don’t have any kids but I also started tearing up. His pain and anguish for his poor girls...fuck, man.

Seriously, it was kind of hilarious how terribly written this article was before the ninja edit (without the edit actually being noted, of course). How do you write something and literally not mention the two subjects you reference by name?

I don’t know, man, is it smart to not take one and miss out on those sweet, sweet deals?

Korucek: “Bushnell is definitely an important figure...”
Wu: “Bushnell is an important figure...”

I mean I guess I get it but that’s a pretty defensive comment for an obvious and very specific joke about tourists...and flyer hander outers(?). Like, there wasn’t an implication about rube-ness or hatred of Vegas or anything.

For me, if your gift for a POC is based upon that POC’s ethnicity and you are not of that ethnicity yourself, you should probably just return that shit. Like, I’m half-Japanese and I’m all full up with ninja stars and waifu pillows so please just get me a gift card to Target or wherever instead.

On the other other hand, fuck her:

+RIP Schottzie

Manny Jacinto can wear the hell out of a suit. My Kinsey Scale needle got nudged a bit.

The next disrupt is deconstructed bread. Straight up, it’s a yeast ball.

+Wayne, which has fountains.

The new Black Rebel Motorcycle Club album, Wrong Creatures, is pretty good. It doesn’t really have any standout singles like past albums did but it’s a good album listen. More droney/psychedelia/Swervedrivery side of them band across the whole album. Plus, a weird circus song that I hated at first but really grew on…

During her early months as First Lady, Obama visited homeless shelters and soup kitchens.^[133] She also sent representatives to schools and advocated public service.

“The Thiwaymen.”

This team has me genuinely interested in Olympic men’s figure skating as both an American and an Asian-American.

Yeah, I chose them as a kid when I found out about the NBA.

Basically, after their move to LA, I enjoy when they win and no longer care if they lose. It’s freeing, really.

Magary and Cowherd.

Griffin getting injured by McGee is basically a metaphor as a Padres, Clippers, and Chargers fan living in San Francisco.

Fuck the Raiders.

You’re not wrong, but it’s obvious why the commentators ($$$) would soften their language. We should get past that though. We don’t really hear about ex-boxers being ‘punch drunk’ anymore and that’s a very good thing.