10. Marchman’s bad take about how real ballpersons would only involve themselves with Uruguayan hackysack or whatever pretentious ‘sport’.

EDIT: I was so pissed, I posted before finishing the article and have added “the honor of being the final ALL-CAPS rant of the article” to my new, favorite Chargers memory.

I’m praying that Raiders fans buy the place out for the Chargers home opener against the Dolphins. I would furiously pleasure myself to that.

Fuck this ownership team for turning my favorite all-time Chargers moment from “the SD fans’ reaction when our only Super Bowl team (no need to repeat what happened at the actual game) returned to the city after the game” into...

...”my comment about punching my monitor being immortalized in an article that shit-talks…

“All Gray. San Francisco, USA. By Dom.”

There’s really not a vas deferens between the two condiments when it comes to enjoying them with food.

I’ve tried mayo and fries a few and it’s actually pretty good. Worth trying once.

Sometime I sit on my genitals until they go numb. Then I pinch myself to make sure I’m not really Silence of the Lamb’s Buffalo Bill.

Whelp. There goes my book budget for the year.

Well, if you’re not going to close the blinds I’m going to bust out the videocamera.

WORLD STAR WORLD STAR.

I genuinely love The King of Queens. I know it’s dumb, formulaic, etc etc and some of my fave TV series of all time are 30 Rock, Strangers With Candy, Parks & Rec, Better Off Ted, Firefly, etc. But I also love that stupid, fat show.

Add Fresh Off The Boat to that list. I know there are a few more that I can’t recall right now.

VodkaSam.

Good job on the misleading title, I guess?

The Rangers infielder is hitting just .197 on the year and he strikes out in 38.3 percent of his at-bats...

And they even shook afterwards...

Now I want that Natrone jersey!

This is me, exactly. I stuck through waaaaay too many Craig Whelian- and Moses Moreno-type seasons only to get fucked by the team with their move.

Could I keep rooting for this franchise despite the move, since they’re still the Chargers? Of course. The team could’ve also negotiated in good faith and actually tried to…

Not letting them go is definitely a Chargers move. They alienated two of their best, beloved players in the last decade (LT and Weddle) simply because they were veterans who wanted a fair contract.

Plus, this phrase has definitely triggered those of us who had to sit through the Mike McCoy ‘era’:

I loved that park when I was a kid and it was still called the Wild Animal Park. The Zoo got all the publicity, rightfully so, but the Park was more exciting as a kid.