“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits .88 miles per hour... you’re gonna see some serious shit.”

“**fingers crossed**”

- San Diego Padres

Those ball players sure are making Collins testy!

“...everybody attracts to this guy.”

Tatum laughing is second best thing about this. The first is obviously the hero in the audience.

Don’t bother reading this article. Here’s the tl;dr:

“Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block”...”

Well, at least a portion of your night was amazing.

Something about the irony of constantly whining about free speech, censorship, the 1st Amendment, etc. (incorrectly, of course) but defending or being okay with this situation and Trump, the *POTUS) blocking people on Twitter.

I disliked living in L.A. but, oddly, one of the things I do miss are those giant building ads. Those, Mongols, and the chili burgers from that one stand in Westwood.

“...generally freaking people out with their otherworldly squawks.”

The sound in that video is how I manage having kids is like, all the time.

I found the video itself cute though.

Well, if it doesn’t work out they’ll definitely be red in the face.

No...

Now that he’s unemployed, he’s going to unfurl that bad boy and let it live the life it deserves.

Probably that time he stood next to Stan Van Gundy during that one interview.

If Tom Brady came out as gay, I think that would destroy so many sexual paradigms that it would really result in wide spread change.

Of course, he could be a good/better advocate for POC and LGBTQ+ rights with his influence but I guess there’s no chance from a brand whore and Trump supporter.

I feel like there miiiiiiiiight be some terrible takes defending Murray in these comments.

I live in SF so this, and the kids currently on the team, are keeping me going. Let’s reconvene in August and see if we’re still with it.

“So it’s Property-Americans, then?”