Land of A Thousand Millions of Dances Dunces

For spritzing and glugging.

Reading that, it doesn’t seem real. Like, you’re trolling. But it’s true and my mind can barely comprehend it.

We’re living that right now in the US.

You know dude’s got that Costco-sized mayo jar, too.

This made me laugh way too much. I did a literal spit take.  

As a kid, the San Diego Chicken was the best thing ever. He’ll always be my mascot... *single tear*

The best thing about San Diego sports for long while.

Counter-point: the Padres swept the Cubs, the reigning World Series champs, and thus are now the new champions! Hurray!

According to the gifs, your site is under construction though. I gotta see how it all pans out before I invest.

Apply nacho cheese and garlic fries to your body, attract all of the late game seagulls to your person...SEAGULL SNUGGIE OF WARMTH.

Don’t MRAs consider themselves alpha males or whatever and everyone else is a beta cuck?

I didn’t know alphas were whiny and thin-skinned about literally everything.

“...claimed Malkin said something in Russian to him that set him off.“

Beans. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

That second goal in the 2nd period is considered ‘soft’?

Rinne is setup for the Kessel shot and/or deflection by Wilson. Wilson tips it, but not on goal, and if the puck doesn’t get deflected in by his teammate it harmless slides across the crease with the Penguin player following the shot being marked by a Pred…

There's one in Embarcadero Center by my old office and I had zero interest in checking it out. And I LOVE grilled cheese sandwiches. When thinking about what to get for lunch, it just never came to mind or drew my interest. Plus, I think the 'meh' reviews when it opened kind of made it forgettable.

“My guess is that it’s partly due to how common many Japanese surnames are.”

...”miina”...

“Chotto” actually means “a small amount” or “little bit”. “Matte” means “wait”. So, “chotto matte” is basically “wait a second”.

Is that his schtick?: