Still own this copy of the game for Dreamcast. /brushes fingernails on fedora while lounging next to my waifu pillow

“Reminder: Crazy Taxi Is Still A Thing And It’s Still Amazing”

Stupid question: I’ve never played Dota but if he grabbed the Aegis and died, his team still gets the benefit? It’s not something that has to be carried or equipped or whatever the equivalent is? Basically a powerup-type deal?

Damn, dude looks good. And happy!

“...and he had the odor of intoxicants coming from his person.”

They’re kinda a-holes, while also being picky-eating non-copulating little shits.

Snowflake.

Perfect.

I kind of want Joe Rogan screaming over this action.

Just in case you really did not know about that game:

Telling someone to ‘kick rocks’ is great but offset by ‘I think he’s in love with me’.

Your second paragraph also mostly sounds like you’re describing [insert US coastal elite city here]. For me, its my city: San Francisco.

This sort of reminded me of an episode of Boundless, where a stray dog follows an ultra-marathoner for miles and miles. They eventually get to a relief station and the dog just collapses from exhaustion. Luckily, the dog decided to just stay there and got a ride in the car instead of continuing. This article is more…

I’m too old for this. Back to reading newspaper editorials and Dear Abbys.

Did you read about how Fowler claims fan research shows we don’t want The Brown uniforms but he just recently admitted he doesn’t actually have access to that data, which was conducted by the old owners? The yellow and brown jerseys were flying off the shelves at the All Star Game but I guess having generic Dodgers…

Unhinging his jaw?

Trade deadline assets, Wil Myers, and the prospects playing are all we have this year. I seriously got excited about the Weaver signing because of the potential deadline flip. Sad!

+0.5 step down

If the Earth is round, then how do they make it fit on flat, paper maps?