“...why shop at Amazon when you have genuine people in this world that you can continue to help keep a job.”

The Browns will beat San Diego. If any team knows how to play down to its opponent, its the Mike McCoy-lead Chargers.

If his parents never signed him up for Pop Warner, he wouldn’t have been in a position to be hit illegally.

Two people have already fallen for this. +howdojokeswork

Guess what I did right before posting this comment.

Yup. I’m not opposed to their schtick but let’s not pretend that they’re not the try hardest.

“...rag-tag group of people...don’t take this college band crap seriously.”

I was promised my lips on some hot beef; [still] came [any]away [not]disappointed.

It’s gonna be a Taiwan Animation of Trump doing something, literally anything, for Ol’ Thinskin Doublechin McTinyfingers to press that button.

This is so accurate that I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Post-paw? Also, post-law.

This is like me and raccoons that harass my area. Except I’m way more scared of those POS than this guy is of this gigantic bear.

We’re in a post-paw and post-Constitutional, let alone post-fact, society now. Funny how that all mattered about a month ago to these people...

Didn’t they also run exclusively from the shotgun because of the pinky, limiting the offense even more?

He didn’t even use his hands to wipe the soles of his shoes as an excuse. What a pro!

I read that as “But enough about my year a broad...”

As long as my rank against AI remains appropriate, I’m cool.

Joke’s on you, Feinberg. I’ve already stuffed myself with cheese dip and Vienna wieners so this article has ruined NOTHING.

Comet Ping Pong serves 2% skim milk mozzarella on their pizzas. 2% is twice as much as 1%! That’s literally double the proof Bogut needs. MAKES YOU THINK. #wheretherescheesethereschildrenontheirknees

This parallels America’s current arc.