That sweet, sweet Pikachu meat…

“’Chargers’. - Chargers” - Michael Scott

But what it they’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and will corner your pride, your children, your offspring? What if they construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp? They will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time.…

Goddamn California. Place is weird to live in.

#bluefeelingsmatter

Nihilistic, dude. Teach me.

WHY YOU HATE ME, KINJA.

Let’s get hitched!

“Who wins it all this season?”

Depends upon what you would want from Taco Bell.

I hate most dumbass names fans give to other team “SEAHAGS...DENVER DONKEYS....HURRRRRR” but RaiDERPS will never get old.

Personal sized pizzas are acceptable when you are in high school and you save some of your money from the other four days by buying cheap, crappy lunches so you can have enough to buy that delicious Nectar of the Gods Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza on Fridays.

It’s a good thing the Chargers didn’t prematurely promote last year as the final season in San Diego, with the requisite farewells and tributes and whatnot. That might’ve been embarrassing for them now that they’re actually making an effort to get a stadium built there.

John Lynch and Whocares Burkhardt.

Pro-stadium voters (not completely moronic)

“Bosa’s been holding out and missing camp....**crickets** on any Chargers criticism, though...”

I missed slow-mos while doing laundry but heard Lynch mention the vibration of Oliver’s leg and Jesus...haven’t been happier to have been going laundry.

I missed the many slow-mo replays during the live broadcast and the comments so far make me very glad. **shudder**

I love a bit of nerd in my sports.

I’m guessing the tiny hands are why Trump thinks he has a huge dick.