He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.
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Some random commenter on a post from yesterday is still telling me today that I don’t belong here commenting on the AV Club and should be posting on Jezebel instead (nevermind that I’ve been posting on the AVC for years and he’s just some random kinja derp), and I kinda think he’s just enamored with my penis. Thoughts?
I shouldn’t have to click every single notification to figure out what the hell it is.
Hey AV Club,
I thought Roanoke was up and down but I did like that they were experimenting with the format and Porter was great, particularly in the second half of the season.
Captain Holt is love, Captain Holt is life.
It’s a show I never feel compelled to watch, but I always enjoy it when I do watch it.
I’m glad Cersei caught on to the fact that one dragon was conspicuously absent. It was dumb as hell for her to bring two when everyone in the world knows she has three.
Mountain Mk. III appears to be around the same height as Rory McCann, though significantly bulkier (he is one of those World’s Strongest Man competitors, I believe)—the dude they had in season 2 was way taller but looked like a Slovenian NBA washout. Mountain Mk. 1 is still the best one, IMO. He had the demeanor down…
Oh man, when Mounstainstein flinched after Cersei’s nod, I gasped.
Cersei gives no fucks. She’s hilarious.
Cersei being a petty piece of shit even facing legends is my favorite thing about her.
Jaime finally nutting up and ditching cersei was a highlight of the episode
Can we confirm that the “bring her the undead and she’ll change” plan was the stupidest idea ever? Other than handing the NK a dragon, what did they accomplish?
“We’ve been waiting for some time.”
There’s a lot of silly shit on this show, but get two actors like Dinklage and Headey in a room and it’s Lannister gold.
Well, until it was revealed to be a ruse, Euron peacing the fuck out of King’s Landing might have been my favorite moment of that episode.
A “clowns in Congress” joke never goes amiss ‘round here, even if it’ll no longer kick off the comment chains it used to... Y’know, those comment chains that made the AVC what it was...
The seating is: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.