Hi! I’ve actually written at length about the performances/writing/etc. of Twin Peaks, but it’s cool. You can call me whatever you like if it tickles you.

People are entitled to their opinions, even and especially if they disagree. They are also entitled to their own unpleasantness. We’ll save blocking and things for the actual nazis/racists/homophobes/etc.

No, you’re right, I’m an idiot. But hey, bonus points for trolling me about Arrow, of all things.

It’s mostly just me. I am exceedingly shallow and dumb. It’s the XX chromosomes, I expect.

I was really hoping people might actually get grounded and experience consequences. Also, maybe Fred Andrews should learn to cook? They eat nothing but take-out, and I feel like diet-induced high blood pressure is bad news bears when recovering from a gunshot wound.

I loved that shot of Betty through the blinds at the end of the episode. Pure Rear Window, Hitchcock realness.

Skeet Ulrich is so underrated.

Cheryl calling Toni Cha Cha was a great line.

I’m torn about the mending of Betty’s relationships with Veronica and Jughead myself. Was it too hastily done within one episode or should I admire the writers for sidestepping the long inevitability of their reunion? I guess I’ll applaud it, even if it eliminates the love triangle possibility.

“Keith Mars for Sheriff”

This show is often beautiful the campier it gets. Every line of dialogue FP says during the visit to jail was fantastic.

“You’re still working with my friend’s would-be rapist’s family?”

I’m glad the kids got a talking to and got in trouble for doing drugs

If it’s not a sign that Sheriff Keller is the Black Hood, it’s definitely a sign that Riverdale needs a new sheriff.

Boy, wouldn’t it be ridiculous if FP was Polly’s real dad?

I mean, getting into the prison in Riverdale has to be like finding an exit in Arkham Asylum: easy to an uncomfortable degree.

The last shot at the prison certainly suggested the Black Hood didn’t let the Sugarman being incarcerated foil him & that he pulled that off so quickly does suggest it could have been his plan all along—to get Betty to reveal the guy’s identity and turn him in, where the Hood could then take him out.

As to the mystery of the Black Hood, the arrow seems to be pointing in Sheriff Keller’s direction. Who else would have easy access to a prisoner that we know of? It would also explain why Kevin hasn’t been targeted either.

I’ve been a lurker for so long and just joined kinja to finally engage with some of y’all (here and on other Gizmodo sites). My hobbies are lame (crocheting mostly), I just moved to a new city and don’t have friends here yet, and what great friends I do have I’m very close with but it’s never part of a “group”. So I’m…

Cheryl casually calling Toni “Cha Cha” was everything I never knew I needed in my life.