I enjoyed these stories. I kind of cringe because sometimes articles like these can contain tales so disgusting that I lose hope for the human race, but the Pokémon article made me smile.

You'll probably get some hate for this, surprisingly. I completely agree though.

I used to work for a little franchise called Play N Trade (basically GameStop, with all around better prices)

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.

Congrats! you win 1 internetz. for that bad joke. :D

I've quite a few non-sale $15 pc games that are absolutely wonderful. A $15 price tag is no excuse for shitty. This blows extra hard because I've loved 99.9% of the games with the Sid Meiers name attached and was quite looking foward to this.

Yea a wet nightmare! Am I right? I'll see myself out now.

Joy! Horrific happy days are here again!

It will come in the form of a giant Wizard of Oz style hologram head.

Why is my dick hard?

Since my dad is dead, if I give top tier, what do I get? Does someone else's dad show up and give me a look of disapproval? I got to tell you I'm already kind of used to that. Oh! Will they dig my dad up and marionette him over to me with a forced shame grimace? Wow. I've never wanted to Kickstart something so bad in…

I'm so over the NameCraft Z games and the whole pay-to-test model of PC gaming as of late. It's like the indie PC games market is starting to turn into a mobile phone's app store. Nothing but clones and micro-transactions.

Goats are dicks. There I said it. 7 year old me never got over the petting zoo goat that ripped the ass out of my pants on a field trip. Goats are dicks. Fuck em. There I said it.

Pictured: Potato Marshal

This kind of shit is exactly why I played Dark Souls primarily offline; I can't imagine dealing with it in Demon Souls. I was also unaware that players had access to that sort of spell (de-leveling)...That's beyond cheap and aggravating.

I think you're on to something here. Do you know if one of the Devs are Female? I have some choice words for them...

And further down in the article it mentions commentary. Which is part of the feature. I'd suggest skipping these from here on out if you're anti-talking.

Well you weren't gray for a bit there.

Evan dressed as a blade runner.

It looks like a wonderfully stylized take on the of first-person dungeon crawlers, which sounds perfect thing to play on the Vita when it arrives this summer.