The opening volley of characters includes Moses, so I think prophets are on the table.
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Wow, this has been up for an hour and I am the first comment to talk shit about Tyler Perry? Kinja really has killed the comment section. Anyways, Tyler Perry is a hypocritical piece of shit who has profited off of exploiting people’s religious beliefs with his shitty plays and movies, so its not really a surprise…
Fine with this. Esports are not Olympic athletics. But why can’t we create a major Olympic-style esports event, with sections for fighting games, MOBAs, RTS, shooters, etc. Do it every four years. Could be cool.
Man, I am going to blow your mind. Ready? How’s this: a kid with little pointy ears using a sword.
Why are you trying so hard?
Isn’t that Zelda? Or am I just thinking of Personable 6?
This is such a satisfying thread. Who says sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet?
That might be because your head is up in a Cloud.
Right, a plumber hero is as believable as red shelled turtles that throw hammers!
As someone who hasn’t played it, I would love Portal 1 and 2 on the Switch! Honestly the more they port the better. I had been thinking about getting this game for PS4 but then wound up biting and getting a Switch so I decided to hold out for that version and see how reviews say it plays.
Literally this
You sure it’s not a Lincoln?
Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…
This is the White House communications director, people. Let that sink in.
I know, especially with all those dope jobs out there just hanging out, begging for someone to fill them. Because corporate america is totally trickling down their unheard-of wealth and minimal tax rates and decreased regulation to increase employment, just like they said they would. Because all you need is a high…
Same. I thought I was having a heart attack, the pain was so crushing.
The worst! Funny story. I read something on Jez or gawker (can’t recall) a couple years ago about how July is the worst month for kidney stones. Later went to my 2nd job on a Saturday and brought it up during a discussion on the fucking oppressive weather. I’m not kidding, an hour later I started having mild pain…
Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.