Makes sense; if you want to compete with Valve, you gotta build a portal.

pfft.  if it really was like Dwarf Fortress they would shoot for a release in 2045

cool, a Wii in near mint condition

Well it is October, so I guess it’s appropriate to do something from the Boo saga

oh, you’ve never heard of cornish game hens?

yes, these are clearly for adults

well, it could have been a lot worse.  coulda been Toad stool

so, to sum up, the wafer literally changes to the body of christ, yet it is also true that nothing changes about it in any way that could possibly be observed. sounds to me like the only thing that changes is the word you call it

that isn’t the point, though.  the point is, why would someone want gluten-free wafers in the first place?  it gets transubstatiated, so any gluten in the original is gone, right?  so celiac sufferers don’t have to have special wafers

OK, imagine this: a person comes in for the AYCE sushi, but the owner notices they eat very little. Does he go over there and ask if everything is OK? Does he offer a refund/free dessert? Idk, but I doubt it. So then they’d be ok with an unexpected windfall, but not an unexpected loss. 

thanks, i wasn’t expecting anything more than a nod of recognition!

that seems likely

nice, i always have a ball with these games

that’s not the proper way to eat sushi!

And the award for the most humiliating public backtracking of 2018 goes to...

now that’s what i call a financial windfall!

Do you know the most annoying thing about the age gates? They still pop up even if you own the game.

thanks for the helping hand

what would be truly hilarious is if she were somehow telling the truth

i hope the restaurant offers to foot the bill (you know it’s going to cost him an arm and a leg)