but can it run cry-sis

“professional cosplayer”? How does one get paid for that?

It was funny how heavily they emphasized PORTRAIT MODE in the presentation. I couldn’t tell if that was meant to be humor or not

“Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?”

Man, he should calm down. He’s going to have a heart attack

I should play AC: Iliad first, so I’m not...lost

the 9 and the 0 are right next to each other, and iphones have very small keyboards

She’s a fvking nazi, this is small potatoes compared to that. Also:

Definitely not. One of the first things he said was that it was going to be 100% online

There was one thing about the Fallout announcement that was unclear to me: He stressed that you would be able to play everything solo, yet he also said several times that every other person you meet would be a real person. So am I wrong to assume that means that, even if you play solo (that is, with no party members),…

k, fair enough

What’s a skateboarding “sim”? Is that a reference to some kind of career mode...? Are they just being fancy?

The jogger destroyed the man? Also, where’s the close-parentheses? Also “residentsl”

I assume you mean “hyped” and “sprite,” and yea, I hope they reference it too

That thumbprint must have been the size of his whole hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYmVdzgfhCY

It’s obvious why they chose this release date

Gamestop probably isn’t too thrilled about this

Anyway, here’s an interesting pie graph that displays man-made methane by source (2010):

plus, if something never gets released, it never gets popular, and thus there is no demand for OOAK collectables