oh you meant a mug with a handle

No it isn’t. Topologically speaking, a straw is a torus, while a cup is just a plane

This seems like it would be difficult to pirate

Isn’t a little ironic to ding the guy as a non-reader, but f*ck up the difference between “literate” and “literature”? Spellcheck won’t always save you, just saying.

Well, that’s just false advertising, then

If you’re sharing accounts anyway, then this feature is irrelevant; you can already share all your games

Yes, you could go through your list of friends and play this game with them, one at a time. How could that be abused, exactly

who said anything about the past? I just meant that, if the game is meant to take place over the course of a couple days, then word of all the mayhem might not leak out to the wider world until after you’ve already resolved the plot

I guess they are implying that they control the local media as well? And perhaps it’s meant to imply that the events of the game take place before word can really leak out? And an isolated community I guess. Not too preposterous

self-callout... good one

Until I see a live MRI image showing activity in her angular and supramarginal gyrus while she reads something, I’m not convinced

*dictated but not read

Never forget that this twit is an admitted identity thief, perfectly happy to impersonate an opponent to smear him:

So I guess they have pretty good EA AI IQ QA

You just described most adults, so my guess is that someone could find this useful.

Wait, you’re PRO-monster? You monster

Those were some pretty sweet lines of code, and to think that was before the days of Ruby on Rails. I heard those cartridges had 32 GRAM of internal storage. Some joke about blast processing...

I would have bet anything that this had happened at an Outback

Trying to get this one delayed too, huh? You are truly history’s greatest monster

I giss he got gud