Just watch the game and root for injuries, then!

All right, I love a challenge, I’ll argue against .05!

That depends a lot on what you mean by “the west”. Is Morocco “the west”? Egypt? A lot of hashish comes out of the N Africa area.

Farhad Manjoo shouldn’t pretend to be associated with Drake, even as a joke. It just doesn’t work in our partisan-echo-chamber-feed world. Someone might see that, stripped of context, and believe that his twitter feed really did feature Drake.

Are you talking about opium, or are you talking about marijuana? THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. You might as well want laws against any import. Why not ban tobacco? Cut off their hands if they smoke! You do remember the Opium Wars, don’t you?

You know what has a dark history, steeped in blood? Spices. Now, you would never partake of anything so mired in oppression, right? All the lives that have been lost in the West’s pursuit of spices? You, blaming the substance itself, would never tacitly endorse such things, right?

Opium isn’t marijuana, mkay?

Can you really blame mochi for the heart attack the guy had? Seems like a coincidence

For these types of restaurant, you can tell they actually care and aren’t just using it as an excuse, because they will frequently have loaner jackets for guests who show up without one (at least if Seinfeld is to be believed). They really do want everyone in jackets.

Where’s your list of the top 10 games you single-handedly delayed this year?

What’s that weird LED array above Princess C**t? Some kind of UK EasyPass?

My aunt think I want Cuphead, but we texted, so she thinks it’s pronounced “coo - feed”

Whoa but like said in a Joey Lawrence voice, uh, this joke works better in person

Rogan Josh is ok, I guess I liked Newsradio a fair bit.

The Rock is Having another Baby Rock Pebble

pretty sure he’s a footsball player. that is a footsball court they are on, yes?

Seems like you wouldn’t be able to see it on a fencer, what with those wire mesh metal helmets they wear

Which will raise their insurance premium, which the taxpayers will be paying. How fortunate!

Why shouldn’t he? It’s in the public domain

Seeing as how there is a bit of a retro game revival going on, it would be helpful to note that this game came out 25 years ago, and is not a new release.