How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

How dare he! Gamers are not toxic, and I’ll stalk and harass anyone who says they are.

Did he like it? Sexual assault is one thing, but that would be unforgivable

Will there ever come a time when it will be smarter to spend 1 million dollars on evaporation tech, rather than take that same money and buy solar or wind plants? No, no there will not.

wow, you really know your audience

But we don’t have to

I’m not really sure how that would prove anything to a flat earther. If anything, it might reinforce their belief in geocentrism - the sun does appear to move, after all. I suggested the ship thing because it’s something someone could do themself and it would definitively prove which map was correct. I’m surprised the…

Here’s the real kicker though - according to that theory, you could easily test it without leaving the planet surface at all. All you need to do is sail (steam? drive?) one ship around the Arctic circle, and one around the Antarctic circle. If the flat earth theory is true, then the Antarctic circle trip must be a…

That’s not a proper barrel role

oh good. this will prompt a bunch of critical revisits of Unbreakable and everyone will realize it always sucked

It’s a public bus line. I don’t care if it’s mainly used by Hasids, Buddhists, or Muslims.

They don’t give the scores, though - the audiences do.

With a username like that, you may not get a lot of replies ;)

If only you could order things on the internet, instead of it just being used for commenting on articles

Not really a board game, though. Yes, it’s played on a board, but so is shuffleboard, and technically (very technically) pinball. I’d place it with darts and the like as “bar games”

Oh man I love Dominion. There used to be a really great free version of that online, it was very stripped-down and had no obnoxious graphics slowing it down, had rankings and other options... Then the licensed version came out (which sucked) and the free one had to shut down. Dang, I miss it

By the pricking of my thumbs, something Evo this way comes

My idea for an improvement on Stratego: Make the pieces out of dry-erase material and use fine-tipped markers to mark the rank on the back of the pieces you’re discovered.

I know this is outrage-bait. I know this. I am aware that by being outraged, I am absolutely complicit.