That’s good math – for Turner Field. But the Braves don’t play at Turner Field anymore.

You are a really sick piece of shit.

Why are you such a judgmental prick? It’s his fucking money and he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it! One of the most telling characteristics of leftist pricks like yourself is that they constantly implore people to not judge others while they spend all of their time judging others. How about you do what you…

This story is bullshit, and the writer knows it.

You are pathetic. That doesn’t mean I am sympathetic. Just that you are pathetic, which you are.

Oh my god, somebody said a bad WORD!

Gee, that’s a great story. Do you have any more?

So voting for the party that has destroyed their only industry would be voting in their own interest? What are you talking about?

Your concern is beyond ridiculous.

Even after being sanctioned into bankruptcy – both the moral and financial kind –you jackasses (and your siblings at Buzzfeed) still haven’t learned a thing. Just keep it up. All of your embarrassing efforts – because they are so pathetic – continue to accomplish the exact opposite of what you intend, and in your…

You should try reading Jezebel sometime. See how long you last.

Except that it wasn’t.

Hey, Hamilton, here’s a suggestion. How about next time your side wins the presidency and Congress, then your side can make tax policy. Thanks.

I get the boat reference, but please, at least try to use proper English in your headlines. The verb is “sank”, not “sunk”.

Next you’ll be telling us that Band of Horses has a song named for Detlef Schrempf.

Hannah’s dad and I have a lot in common. I’m definitely too old to be reading most of this stuff – the crassness can be off-putting at times, and the overtly leftist tone often raises my blood pressure and makes me fear for the future – but I read it anyway because it’s always entertaining and well-crafted. Keep up…

Yes, this! It’s not possible.

This.

Accepting that information was cheating. It’s unfortunate you don’t see it that way, and it speaks to your own ethical standards.

Shit, I had already sent him $500. Wonder if I can get my money back?