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I don’t like the way he pronounced it on social media like he was looking for a fucking cookie. Like, cool—you love your wife and want to shout it from the rooftops? Fab! Love is grand. You want to shout out that you love a fat woman as though it’s somehow unbelievable that a fat woman is lovable by you,

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

Holocaust Denial.

“I got divorced TWICE on this fucking show.”

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Sucks that she felt such pressure to make it happen that she went through with the wedding. I’m sure it’s stressful.

Didn’t sound like it was all paradise in Adam/Carole World. Which is too bad, but Adam, I am vegetarian and single. I also a bit older than you. Call me!

Sonja’s blurred out nipples really elevate this.

Sonja is already texting him “im so sry im here if u want to talk... ;)“

I was annoyed. She made a fool of herself and equated getting married to finding the cure for cancer. And all that giddy “I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING” fits were so cloying.

I am personally thrilled for the return of single Luann. Ahoy, matey.

“He loved the nurse, not the reality star” is the most bullshit thing about this. Tom fucked that ENTIRE cast and like you say, made many cameos on the show. He is literally the East Coast Slade Smiley.

This woman clung to her delusion so hard. I really thought she was in on it and was entering an arranged situation where she looked the other way. She’s certifiable. Or maybe she just wanted a wedding really fucking bad.

I’m not shocked this is happening, but I am shocked at how sad I feel about it. I must really like Luann. More than Tom does, I guess...

I feel bad for LuAnn because you know that Ramona and Sonja are never going to let her live this down.

That is the most passive aggressive “...” I’ve ever seen, Ramona.

Ramona must be in her glory (this calls for a new macrame dress!) and Andy Cohen must be sick to his stomach that they aren’t filming and that the reunion is over.