I’m so glad I don’t come from money so that the fact that my family hates me doesn’t hurt my financial outlook at all.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

It’s sooo true. I have a really good friend who doesn’t eat dairy, meat, wheat, potatoes, or anything that has sugar (even that in certain fruit)due to “dietary restrictions.” She is incredibly thin and has faced multiple health problems due to her not eating. I’ve known her for 25 years- the problem is she can ALWAYS…

It’s like dudes who learned to say “I want a girl who takes care of herself” instead of “no fatties” in their dating profiles. The sickness is still there, but it has a better PR spin now.

I love this so much. I have so many girlfriends I worry about bc they are sooo into wellness that I believe it’s covering up disordered eating.

“Christopher Nolan model Harry Styles”

The Trump campaign was disorganized enough to collude this poorly.

So the Mooch is leaving to spend less time with his family?

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

let it be a little longer, sp.

It absolutely astonishes me that the pantheon of modern GOP leaders is studded with serial liars, proud adulterers, bragging draft-dodgers and ... well, you name the sin, they’ve committed it in spades. And this from a party whose brand is full of keywords like “traditional”, “Christian”, “morality”, “patriotism” and…

These Bachelor peeps are weird. Does anyone else think it’s odd that Rachel has apparently made all the Bachelor roommates she had as bridesmaids instead of, oh I don’t know, people she was already friends with before going on reality TV?

Scaramucci seems like the kind of guy whose pregnant mistress “disappears” in the first 5 minutes of a Law and Order episode.

My wife fired out our youngest in about 30 seconds because her parents were on the way to the hospital. It was glorious.

Maybe not when she actually in labor on Monday, but I imagine by Friday, with the baby in the NICU, she was wondering where that worthless piece of shit was.

Are we supposed to believe that the Mooch ever really prays?

You think maybe that’s why they’re so angry all the time since the election? It makes no sense - they got what they wanted but they’re still so damn angry about EVERYTHING.

“This guy is a serious asshole.”

Those Republicans, definitely the political party that loves families.

Well, this event is a microcosm of the morality of this Administration. There may be a time and place for someone not to attend such a birth — in the middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis, for example. But for a Boy Scout jamboree? No.