Dude is smuggling a geoduck in his pants.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Nicole Kidman is someone I’ve always felt is dealing with dark brain shit behind the superficial calm, so I think we should be nice to her.

Oooo! Excellent third hand point!

On one hand, I RSVP no to any wedding that requires travel and won’t let me bring anyone, because I’ve had one too many vacation that consisted of flying by myself, hanging out in a hotel by myself, and enduring a singles’ table.

1. The coffin lid was open

Here is what gets me about all of this, these religious types claim that sex outside of marriage have it anyway and don’t use BC. If you are already “sinning,” do it in a way that doesn’t spread disease or lead to pregnancy.

Do people really believe that celebrities who post a picture with carefully positioned products and @ thee companies in the post aren’t being paid to promote them? Are people really that stupid and feel that they’ve somehow been misled by Jlo or Scott Disick?

I fucking hate fondant. Give me buttercream or give me death.

Yes, Abstinence Annie has three fucking kids by two different men, and two out of wed-lock. All while accepting shitloads of money to run around preaching abstinence to teenagers. She probably fucked right after she cashed each check.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

It seems more than a little hypocritical a member of the political party who determined money is speech and corporations can throw as much “speech” at a politician they want is now regulating how much someone can earn from a speech.

I don’t get to be hot or sexual very often and you don’t see me bitching about it. Put on some Netflix, some yoga pants with the mystery stains and open a jar of nutella and deal with it like a big girl!

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

Every year on account of a conference I spend a week in NYC by myself. I always get there a few days prior to the start of the conference and explore the city. DO IT. You won’t regret it. Plus London is a common tourist destination and you certainly won’t be the only solo tourist there. And even if you are, who cares?…

Any solo travelers here? I’m contemplating going to London by myself early next year but am nervous about pulling the trigger on the trip. As a single adult, traveling by myself is something I’ve always wanted to try, but I’ve never done it (apart from a few weekend trips to places not so far from home) because the…

Y’all. The kid is with his grandparents for the weekend and instead of being like “Yay mom time!” I am BORED TO DEATH! I’ve been waiting for SNS to post for three hours! Tell me what to do with myself!

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…