They eat. At a certain age, that’s plenty messy in itself. Hell my niece is 5 and we still make her change out of nice clothes before eating something that’s likely to stain.

First thought: her arms look like a page from a high schooler’s notebook.

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Sometimes???

You know what they are going to do inside - drink too much, fool with their cell phones, take selfies, talk shit about someone... and go home.

I keep giggling at the thought of him actually trying to do it this way. Can you imagine? Limo pulls up, Billy Ray gets out, saunters into hospital whilst wearing probably glitter and spurs, and says to the front desk receptionist “Excuse me, but could you direct me to the place where I can go to erase my first two…

Which is funny, because if there is literally one thing everyone has it’s “good plates” for special guests, and then the shit you and your family eat off of just because. Like, this is just basic stuff, and in poor families if you didn’t buy any you often get it handed down.

only pick families of Democrats who’d voted for Trump

Honestly, if I hear one more supposedly grown adult moan about some incredibly complex/difficult/dangerous procedure and who knew how haaaard it was, I am going on a tri-state slapping spree.

This isn’t just any ‘big dinner’, it’s a dinner in front of photographers with Mark Zuckerberg. Toughen up and plan on doing the dishes. It’s a one course meal for 8 people.

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

Lots of modern bathrooms have finely-tuned/great lighting. Also what Yurrrr said.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino; sober for 18 months and a douche for 34 years.

I’m guessing they used to bone there. (Is this rude?)

Not funny “ha-ha”, obviously.

LVP hates Stassi and Kristin so much she won’t even fake hire them back just for VPR, so you know it is bad. I think she would go nuts if Andy said Stassi was getting her own show.

His charm is rapidly dwindling as he becomes more of a condescending bully especially towards Craig. And like yea, Craig didn’t actually become a lawyer but Shep is 36 and doesn’t do anything either so he is in no position to judge anyone. He’s on track to morph into better looking/slightly less predatory T-Rav in a…

Incredibly funny, on point and way too true. SAD!