(unintelligible screaming)

Why would women work for Fox News?

(Much better that he go bald and proud than try some sad, transparent attempt at a comb over. I approve of his close-shaved approach if he isn’t going to go full shave. Always a better look than denial.)

He has always been the high school senior dating the freshman because they were still naive enough to think he has deep thoughts while even high school senior girls saw through his bullshit. I guess he is moving on to middle school girls now.

....If only everyone who ended up doing hard drugs was raised in a nice, level-headed environment which engendered high amounts of self-confidence and esteem and imparted myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

....if only.....

I imagine it started out as ‘bitchy’ but I really, really enjoyed the ‘audible birthday comments’ brought to us by spellcheck, I imagine? Thank you for the smile: it has been a hard day....

All *American* airlines. I just flew back from Asia this week on ANA. It was noticeable and almost disconcerting how much more pleasant the interactions with the flight staff were. The default attitude of staff on US carriers seems to be that of cranky substitute teachers who are just waiting for a student to try…

He meant no one has ever made a movie about literally him, Chris Pratt, the “blue collar” multi millionaire Hollywood actor.

Did he miss Casey Affleck winning an Oscar for playing a blue collar American this year? At least he acknowledged that he was wrong, that’s more than I was expecting after expressing that opinion.

Every movie starring Mark Wahlberg.

Now I’m crying again. Thanks! (Damn perimenopausal hormones.)

But she did get to sit in a London bar across from her mom and experience a rush of love and happiness. Somehow I think may be just as good.

Thank you. Worse is the fact that apparently I’m not allowed to be sad or grieve the fact that I’ll probably never have children of my own. I get told dismissively that I should just adopt, which is not something you volunteer other people for, or just happily spend a lot of time taking care of other people’s…

I was wishy washy about having kids (accidentally wound up being a pretty good mom) and it looks like neither of my children will be having children — I have grand dogs and kitties.

I feel about kids the same way I feel about ferrets. They seem pretty high maintnenence, I don’t want them, and I don’t give much thought to them unless someone asks why I don’t have one. Surely women can be permitted to be as apathetic about children as men are.

I think it was Rebecca Solnit who suggested that an appropriate answer to this question would be “Because I’m really good at using contraceptives.”

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on a car.

“But who will take care of you when you are older?” 

An army of health care professionals that I will be able to afford because I didn’t spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to send junior to a liberal arts school for 6 years to get a degree they can’t use.

What if childless people started asking people “why are you having kids?” Or said, “I hope you aren’t planning on having another”. They’d lose their shit!