That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

Yeah it’s gonna take more than that for me. She’s got phony written all over her. Same with Baldwin - gonna take more than a trump imitation for me to see beyond his entitled baby act. Hey, maybe that’s why he’s so comfortable imitating trump - they may have more in common than you think.

I have to admit I’ve always had a bit of an eyeroll for Hilaria Baldwin. Apropos of nothing really besides her name (not her fault I know but I see Hilaria and think hilarious and just start laughing) and the contant yoga photos and instagramming. But I may just be a fan now because that is great and so so true.

I’m gonna guess that the writer’s on this show couldn’t think of a tagline that didn’t center on her being black, so they just chose to leave it blank.

took me an embarrassingly long time

How lovely of him to be so frank and forthright. It takes a lot to say ‘I had some blind spots — or perceptual filters — and I needed help’. If one can ascertain this at a young age, how well it will serve him personally and politically. That there may be other ways of seeing and it takes nothing away from me to…

Agreed, like those people at the sponsored tents look like they are bored to death.

I’m 30, so maybe well beyond the age bracket meant to appreciate all of this—but is it me or does this all seem aggressively stupid?

Quantity and quality of sperm both decline. Plus, the declining quality of sperm massively decreases the chance of pregnancy actually resulting in a live birth, which is kind of the point of fertility for pretty much everyone.

True, but Aaron died in 2006. Tori and Dean didn’t pay their taxes in 2014. You’d think that it wouldn’t take eight years for those nitwits to figure out they should get an accountant. Plus, Dean didn’t come from vast wealth, so what’s his excuse?

I know taxes are confusing, but they aren’t a TOTAL mystery. That’s why people have accountants who help with stuff like quarterly payments and putting money aside for taxes. Jesus, these people.

“the couple was informed they owe a little over $700,000 in unpaid federal taxes, and that was just for 2014.”

It seems that they must’ve not filed tax returns and then failed to pay even after a million warnings.

Tori and Dean seem like that couple always attempting to convince people they’re richer than they are and more in love than they are. Constantly buying new houses and having more kids to.... “fix” things? Push “reset” to kickstart their marriage over and over again?

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

White peanut butter eggs? Blech! Ech! Yuk!

If I saw someone buy a white chocolate peanut butter cup, I would seriously question their morals.

I feel like, at this point, Twitter should shut itself down out of public necessity or some shit.

Whoa, back up, what is aggressively white?