I would raise my hand but it’s buried in an enormous bag of cheesy popcorn.

It’s worth noting that the reason Reagan didn’t attend three decades ago was because he’d just been SHOT in an assassination attempt a few weeks before. Even so, he still called in to make a few jokes over the phone.

On the bright side, if this is the only significant Trump news today, this is a win for America.

So many news outlets are boycotting this dinner. So, it sounds like a case of Trump going, “Oh, you’re boycotting me? You can’t do that. I am boycotting you! So, there. How you like them apples? Sad!!!”

I watched this in real time. He acted like the question was a total curveball and was beside the point. No, Sir. It IS the point.

This just shows you how isolated in their little bubble these people are. This guy clearly doesn’t know any trans people in real life; they are just some boogey-men out there that he imagines looks like John Cleese in a dress and acts like a sex-crazed lunatic. Faced with an actual, real-life trans person who just…

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

1. Without video evidence, these two boys would get criminal records that could socially and economically cripple them for life. They still might.

Ex cop here.

What these people need is some sort of program to help them deal with their anger and find more productive uses of their free time so they are not menaces to society.

Probably because he fell backward over a shrub, it embarrassed the hell out of him, so he had to re-establish is Alpha male position - which meant firing while surrounded by kids.

Why do you have a fucking gun out to confront a 13-year-old about crossing your lawn in the first goddamn place?

What the entire fuck did I just watch???? That is a child he is manhandling over nothing!! And then he pulls his gun put because people are rightfully trying to get him off the kid?? And shoots it?????? I’m fucking livid! Administrative leave my ass he should be in jail!

Or when “all the hits without the rap” stations will play songs wherein white people “rap.”

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

Also see: Lilo as Ariel. Nope. Maybe 15 years ago but not now.

Well Miss Smarty-Pants maybe you can tell us how she was supposed to get rid of the fly she swallowed?

So he’s saying he’d have to buy special jackets for women? Why can’t they have the same jacket?

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

No problem - as soon as we legislate that: