Dammit. I want to like Rinna, but she shoots herself in the foot, reloads, and shoots again. Repeatedly. I’m over LVP, and I can’t tolerate Dorit. Her husband skeeves me out, and her fake accent is a bitch slap waiting to happen.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

Great Presidential Quotes:

That’s not how you Republican.

The Russian Intelligence was the only kind of intelligence found in the Trump administration, which is pretty sad.

Did anyone else have to remind themselves today that it hasn’t even been a month of a Trump presidency? We’ve had the saddest circus act ever going strong for LESS than thirty days! There is no way he makes four years, right?

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

5 gets you 10 that TrumpCorp owns stock in these facilities.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Until celebrities with endorsement deals actually walk away from those deals, all this is merely theater and stalling. They’re all hoping it’ll die down and people forget or are distracted by the next horrid realization so their bottom line isn’t affected. If they truly believed these principles, they’d walk.

(And I…

Ditto on Chrisley dad. I feel like he was the basis for the Taran Killum character, where he and Cecily Strong were the southern co-hosts of a morning show and were married.

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

5. Dane Cook

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

I find it fascinating that many of my friends and relatives who were crazy for Trump, cussed out Hillary every chance they got, and voted him in are now possibly realizing how fucked we are as a nation and have demanded that no one should talk or post political opinions and news around them. Only happy things! Just…

But the hands will get MUCH larger...

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.