There are several blooper reels of Parks & Rec on YouTube and in a few scenes Rob Lowe seems to be fumbling his lines on purpose, trying to be funny, or he makes seriously lame jokes after someone else makes a mistake. It screams I’M FUNNY, AREN’T I?? PLEASE LIKE ME, I’M A FUN PERSON!!1! I’M ONE OF YOU GUYSSS! The…

“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”

Politohormonal:

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Oops, was supposed to go in the first post.

SEAN SPICER CAN’T READ. I mean I’m not surprised, but it’s still funny.

I have a somewhat irrational dislike for Lea Michele...

I’m with you in spirit but for one minute can we just have something cute and not terrifying to watch or read PLEASE?!?!?! Just for one goddamn minute.

How about they just quit bringing Kim back?

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

Horrible. Her ex probably is a golddigger, but she is a bad fucking person. My heart aches for the rejection that child must feel.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

Thanks! I suspected this when I overheard a 10-year-old using it in response to his friend mixing two flavours in his Slurpee at 7-Eleven.

AGREED.

Okay the date thing is fucking funny but this response thread actually made me spit coffee out I was laughing so hard HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.