“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

“So insufferable but now I understand why he and Taylor Swift were a thing.”

God bless America. AK-47? Yes please. Don’t even think about curtailing my right to shoot lots of bullets in a very short time. Kinder Eggs? Much too dangerous. Think of the children!!

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

PK is shaping up to be one of the worst Real Housewives husbands who isn’t an obvious physical abuser or Kelsey Grammer.

This chick is so obviously jealous of Erika it is becoming amusing to see what she’ll do next. Using every opportunity in an attempt to cut Erika down is only making Dorit look pathetic and insecure. There’s fun drama on this show and then downright gross drama. She brings the latter to the table. Hope she’s gone next…

I can’t GIVE this enough stars. Fuck Dorit. And fuck PK. Jesus: use your name, you Vogon-looking disgusting creep-in-a-white suit.

There was so much Dorit bullshit last night so it’s excusable but you failed to mention that within that conversation about how a record gets made Dorit treated Erika as if she is some sort of dilettante, calling her music career a hobby. This woman with seemingly no accomplishments, no job and 5 nannies completely…

Whenever I hate Kenya she always manages to do something to make me forget. Did you see her on WWHL last night?! She was her best self.

I can’t imagine Drew as a cannibal.

MAGA BIAGW

Camille getting dumped and the viewers figuring it out before she does...

And with Kenya, I fully believe she’s in on the bit and is playing up the villain angle. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was lovely in real life. (I also wouldn’t be surprised if she was an asshole.) Dorit, on the other hand, plainly just genuinely fucking sucks.

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How annoying was it that she kept calling it a headband, also? It’s a motherfucking helmet. It made me think she hadn’t been to one doctor’s appointment with her poor kid, which is probably true.

I’m listening to bitch sesh right now, so this is just doubling my pleasure.

Dorit and her creepy husband are so fucking awful. The whole “I don’t remember” thing was such fucking bullshit & she was so obvious she was lying through her teeth. Eileen truly didn’t know what to do with that but good on her for not letting Dorit brush it off. I feel for her children, especially her daughter if she…

Did anyone else notice how readily Dorit agreed with PK at dinner? Almost before she had any time to digest what he said. It makes me believe that she automatically supports anything that comes out of his mouth because he pays her to. I mean, I can’t imagine anyone happily climbing on top of that toad if money wasn’t…

How would you describe Billy Bush?