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Even his watch doesn’t fit well.

Reverse body dysmorphia makes perfect sense, he clearly thinks hes intelligent despite all evidence to the contrary so why wouldnt the same hold true for his looks

Disagree.

This bullshit ‘two women maybe hate each other’ is worse than body shaming. It’s nearly on par with rape apology.

Beyonce smoothed her skirt while her sister went wacky-wavy-inflatable-tube-man on her husband. I *highly* doubt this alleged phone call took place as described, if at all. She’s got way more chill than that.

How do you respond to Beyoncé calling you “talentless” with anything other than a guttural moan?

Beyoncé’s answering service has a script in case Kim or Kanye call.

I can’t be the only one who thinks Drake and J Lo are kind of perfect for each other, right??

Kim’s face looks like it’s floating around.

Exactly. If you can sit down in your tub without a little bit of discomfort for a few seconds then the water isn’t hot enough.

but it won’t really change anything

Jesus Christ, Iris, why are you always such a fucking bummer? Maybe work on that, huh? Thanks from all of us.

I have to tell the truth, when you said Mase, I thought of rapper Mase, not small Kardashian Mase.

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

That’s not chopping off your hair, that’s just slightly less long. People like that annoy the crap out of me. Talk to me when you chop it off above your shoulders.

That Olivia Wilde link for some reason redirects to a poll about Kevin Federline and it’s driving me crazy. I just want to see her haircut!

Oh my god this wedding storyline....WHO THE FUCK CARES. I used to love this show but now it’s just irritating the hell out of me, big mistake to make Katie the focus. Blob is the PERFECT name for her, ugh.

“the Beard and Smudge”

After Stassi and Katie stole her food.

Gahhhh I felt horrible for Scheana too! And I never thought that possible. Also, knowing the impending doom of her marriage was upon her while throwing this surprise party for her husband (who looked less than enthusiastic to be at his own party BTW) - made me feel SO BAD.