That's a completely inefficient way to change a light bulb. Unless I've been doing it wrong?

Just so everyone is aware, many parents are counseled to ignore tantrums. So a parent ignoring her child's tantrum could very well be acting on the advice of her pediatrician or a development expert.

Hey. Wouldn't it be cool if Jezebel actually ever wrote about music that WASNT shitty pop music???

So I've been seeing someone. I was supposed to see him perform tonight but he blew off our plans this week and went totally silent. Because I am an adult, this is fine and great and I'm moving on to the next! I just need to avoid texting or running to go see him for the next two hours. Please help distract. Thanks…

Her head falls off.

Excuse me?

And once again, the photos are cheap crap that any dickwad with a point-and-shoot and a moderately steady hand can achieve.

It helps to believe it bc then you wouldn't have anything to publish, but these things are 9/10 fake. Like this one that's been used everywhere:

Peter is traditionally played by a woman (Mary Martin!)

Seconding the less gossip/more analysis on gossip stuff. I mean, I don't want to read about the Beyonce/Jay-Z potential divorce, it's none of my business. But an article about the strain that the wife's success puts on a marriage? Or about why we feel so invested in celebrity marriages? Sign me up.

I think what I would love to see is a decrease in Disney Princess stuff. Sure, some of it is pretty cool and nostalgic, but I find it gets really old quickly when every week there's a feature about a new "twist" on a Disney thing.

I LOVE Dodai's fashion posts here, where there's a series of pictures through the article…

Oh, and maybe expanding the Pissing Contest format - that is just gold. Leave the Pissing Contest the way it is, but also have another on a different day with a different, less jokey-competitive focus - because soliciting stories from the commenters makes the comment section so much more interesting, and it can be…

exactly! Can you do X? No? here's a Jezebelle who can and is writing a whole thing about it. A whole /thing/ Erin.

Profiles of women in the arts (any arts)

a law writer/or expert reference who knows what she's talking about (ie, not a law student (sorry law students, but you don't) and not someone who ignores how the legal system works IRL to just assert how she thinks things should be).

I'd love to see someone with a law degree help out with some of the more high profile cases you guys cover. And a science writer. DoubleX science does some amazing posts that could easily be republished on jezebel.

Totally! How about a woman who writes books about backcountry hiking that's in her mid-50s? How awesome would that be?

Or a hockey player? Or a cyclist?

Ooh! Curling! (I love curling - I hear all of you judging. shut up).

She doesn't even understand that you're supposed to drink the martini out of the coffee mug? Poor thing.

Which age group is this intended for? I can't think of a single demographic that might neatly fit as a market. No beef towards the Duffster, some of her Metamorphosis songs are guilty pleasures, but seriously, this?