.....record scratch. Really? Fucking really?

Ughhhhhhhhh. I hear you. Nothing like mom's "honest feedback" to send you reeling, even when/if you're coming from a good place. I'm trying to get in better shape and lose an unwanted ~10lbs to feel better and combat rising blood pressure. But recently, while on vacation, my mom told my daughters (both <12 y.o.),…

My mom did something similar to me recently. After a doctor's appointment (that went well!) I called her to complain I've been steadily gaining weight and how it is bothering me and messing with my mind due to past eating disorder problems (for the record, I feel great, better than I have in a long time). She…

No more shopping with mom. Shopping is supposed to be fun!

Ugh, I know how you feel. My mom and I are completely different body types. She takes after her father, a tiny Russian Jewish man. I, on the other hand, got all the Sicillian and Polish genes and am all hips and thighs. My mom even has a thigh gap without trying! I weigh more that 1.5 of her, actually my goal weight…

I over react around my mom and my ILs too because their body issues are running amok and they usually land on me in confusing ways. I'm not overweight — in fact, i'm the fittest female in the family — and even still, it comes flying at me. :P

I know how it feels. You just have to get a teflon rain coat. It bothers me…

She sounds like she might be eating disordered. The tendency appears to be heritable, so you're lucky if you didn't inherit the same tendency.

If everyone just sat on it, it would be no big deal. because butt skin is just skin. There is a big hole in the middle for all the yukky stuff to go down into!

Ugh, I'm sorry your mom does things like that. My mom is the same way and I finally had to get sort of tough with her and tell her I'm not willing to discuss anything involving diets or exercise with her. Yes, she was angry and hurt but I explained that discussing those subjects with her makes me feel bad about myself…

Just as long as everyone has some kind of protuberance to put a donut around.

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

One time I tried to initiate doggy style with this guy who was relatively inexperienced and he goes, "Ummmm, are you looking for something?" The situation was totally salvageable but instead of saving it I just got really self-conscious and blushed and muttered "...no..." and switched positions. That was not sexy!

Cocopop-it! How to eat the same meal for a week straight! How to always forget your reusable shopping bags! How to tape paint chips all over your house, but never paint! Your car is a mess? SO WHAT?

Ew, she's so fucking earnest I want to fart in her face and then run away giggling.

"Here at Preserve we believe that everyone has a story, but some of those stories are gross and sad and nobody wants to read about them."

1.) No one should ever have to "give in" to an aggressive, violent assailant to avoid being told they should have given in to an aggressive, violent assailant. We all have the right to stand up for and defend ourselves, regardless of whether that defense is over a phone or something more personal (and less easily…

When you ask in your lead, "Was a phone really worth it?" I'm going to assume you're (rhetorically) asking the guy who shot her, not the lady who didn't have any particularly good choices in a frightening situation. Right? Right? I'm assuming correctly?

The tone of this article does not sit well with me at all. Victim blaming BS that is used against women all the god damn time.

I probably sound like a broken record but I really think that Jezebel needs a legal analyst now. This article is ok but I would like the perspective of an actual lawyer.

I'm the kind of chick who ruins it for everybody...because...yes. Dick pics. They work for me. Granted, I don't want them from everybody, but from somebody i'm fucking or somebody I'd really like to fuck??? Yes please. send them my way. I can't help it....sorry ladies.