I'm more impressed that he's pooping back and forth with a dog......

Did I just hear... no rules?

Look lady, I don't think you understand that Frank Reich was responsible for quarterbacking the largest collegiate and the largest pro comebacks in history. If he could beat the Houston Oilers in a playoff game after being down by 35, then I'll take his goddamned word for it that abortion is bad.

I saw the headline and assumed it was a dumb new wedding photography trend.

but those don't exactly exist in a vacuum...

I feel like you're being kind of hard on Kim here. With the amount of shit she was given about her body and clothes while pregnant, I'm surprised she leaves the house now.

I want to accessorize with raccoons.

You are the true victim...???

I just want to remind everyone that when things like this happen in America, THEY ARE NOT A REFLECTION OF THE HABITS AND PREDILECTIONS OF WHITE AMERICANS.

Cue people whining "how dare you post this, it ruined my day!" Yeah, I'm sure YOUR day is ruined now...

Never, ever step on a cat's tale.

He never should have given up those animation rights.

funny is subjective but i thought that shit was hilarious, honestly i think its intentional satire for yelp reviewers a la @pftcommenter for nfl 'hot takes'. the satire/joke is that he's so sad the review for the place ends up being more about his life than the restaurant. if it's not satire and all of that actually…

Eh, for all intensive purposes it's basically the same thing.

Check this out: Disney Princesses re-imagined AS DISNEY PRINCESSES

Firstly: awful illustrations. Seems cheaply done and poorly done as well.

Stop with the reimagination of Disney princesses STAAAAAHP. Seriously, this is so overdone and most of these artists are very mediocre. Enough. It's so lazy. Next.

"She's Having a Baby" and "Erasurehead" are so similar. I also love gay-themed films, so "Poison" and "In and Out" are a wonderful coupling.

wait what? Some of these have to be jokes right? Right? Please tell me there aren't 10 people that stupid out there.

I have an even better question: why do you come to Jez and ask questions when you're not even remotely interested in the answer?