A person or group of persons act out violently, exposing the deep-seeded cultural problems that enable these individuals to see violence as a valid form of outlet. But changing cultural traditions sounds scary and hard, so we instead talk about something else.

Her hunger for dog and cat food is matched only by her hunger for attention!

Pet food is probably not all that nutritionally distinct compared to the average American diet. Industrial grains, soy, meat bybroducts, high-froctose corn syrup, what's not to love?

Those chapsticks remind me of viscosity filling a tube.

Ha! With that attitude, she/he was probably a great Kindergarten teacher!

Luckily, that's not the main way reporters get their information.

Ummm didn't you see the part where they said it was an *eternal commitment*. You can't just, like, SAY that and then go get divorced three years later.

The person who posted that also has to make the clothes and model them. You can't be good at everything.

foreals,I have dogs but I'm seeing a lot of twatty wet blankets in this thread.

I just don't see how complaining that holiday weddings can suck for the invitees is making it about you. You turned down the invite politely. Making it about you would've been showing up and bitching about being there, or flipping on her. Enjoy your beer!

Thanks. eggshelljones and Trudy-Campbell can fuck off. They responded to me. I'm responding back. They're bitching at me when they're the ones who started replying to my comment. I'm getting a beer.

I reallllyyyyy, realllyyyy don't understand people who comment on here sometimes... Very over confrontational. I think you're very right about holiday weddings, too.

No, it's a national holiday, it isn't about you. Getting married on a national holiday is entitled.

You don't have to fucking tell me. I live in Washington DC in an area with lots of kids and families. The loud pops have been happening for a few days. It's not a big deal. You sound like a lot of fun. And like a really obnoxious neighbor who narcs on everything and hates fun.

My friend decided to have her wedding today. Like at 8PM. On the 4th of July. I can't go because it's out of town and I couldn't take off work... and traveling on holiday weekends is expensive. Also, having your wedding on a national holiday is kind of... selfish? I don't really celebrate Independence Day either since…

Seriously, you probably wouldn't even be thirsty anymore after the 11th or 12th shot of semen.

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.

I don't like to buy anything with an offensive name. That's why I only buy "pencils of color".

Baby please give me a little hole

Yep I'm in a smallish office, and everyone knows who the slackers are, who you go to in a disaster and who you can trust when you have an issue with someone else that you don't need/want to take to HR.
We don't need an app, we have interpersonal, face to face communication.