I was playing with a Star Wars action figure once and I mishandled it quite terribly. No one was injured because, unlike a gun, it was a fucking toy.

Aww! I'm giving her fellow ginger Louis CK credit for giving her the idea, even if he didn't really.

there is. If you make a twitter account, you failed the test.

This is a great opportunity for whoever LiLo's understudy is. Theater productions start on time, every time, and don't wait around for impertinent actors.

Where is the bit where they say they are going to declare war? Or is this a teaser for the kind of reactionary North Korean stereotype that this film is going to be two hours of?

Reward the good behavior, ignore the bad. Sounds crazy, but it works.

I don't understand comments like this. It's as if you're implying there is something incestuous about dating someone your son's age. What is the point of comments like this?

I wouldn't be so quick to judge. Maybe he'd stay quiet when you're watching television.

I'm so glad there are folks out there who like this shit. It saves the rest of us from having to date those dudes.

True stuff. White people want to go to Green Day concerts and Half-Japanese Girls usually have never even heard of them.

"Scrambled eggs are fine but keep her away from the tossed salads"

You're gonna want a country song for both of those.

Why don't you break up with them? Being passive aggressive so that you can be broken up with doesn't really make sense and you end up souring the relationship in a much deeper way. It's part of being an adult - break it off yourself.

I gag just looking at that much fondant.

I skipped this earlier cos I wrongly presumed, since its thes internet, that it was gonna be another thing made out of breastmilk or semen, so this a pleasant surprise! The artist did a cool job, I cant believe I couldnt just pop some of them on, and Im loving all the pics of other marple sculptures in the comment…

is the Toss Salad and Scrambled Eggs song from Fraiser an original? I was always kind of fond of of The Nanny's opener, but probably because it was animated. And I know it doesn't have lyrics, but The Andy Griffith Show! Best whistle-tune ever!

The table is first.