I really don't think this should be an article. It (the hyperlink to TheGloss) does nothing but make light of it and then add "Joking aside, I of course don't mean to mock mental illness or addiction". The equivalent of making fun of someone and adding "I'm just joking" at the end. I know you didn't write the…

Guys? This isn't a serious post.

HNNNGH I just want to ask permission and slap it.

The butt looks so sassy in mom jeans! Like he found a great double coupon deal at the grocery store.

This clickbait headline is disrespectful and hurtful to the many couples that use IVF to address infertility issues. Studies suggest that > 50% of miscarriages are due to genetic issues, and PGD can be used to increase the chances of a successful IVF cycle by screening for these genetic issues. Suggesting that…

-Have him try thrusting it in a circular motion with his hips, the circling creates a fuller feeling...

Booo-rns. A great comedian doing something really good and fresh and vibrant is going to start over in a format that hasn't had life in it for decades?

They hid the fat girl behind a prop.

This reminds me of that 30 Rock episode where Jenna tells Liz never to use props in a photo shoot

You know what? This is totally how Tom Haverford would get married. This looks like an extra straight out of Parks and Rec.

Whhyyyyyyy is this person getting a "profile" in a real magazine? This does not compute. She is an internet oddity. A sideshow freak for the information age. No wonder no one buys mags anymore.

I'm pretty sure Brazil nuts see her thighs and break on their own out of respect.

It's the smile that really makes it. It's a smile that says, "I'm a white guy, and I'm gettin' away with this. And this. And that other thing. And something else. AMURKA! IT'S THE GREATEST!"

Not to be too stereotypical a Jez commenter, but he's being charged with strangling his girlfriend when she tried stop him…

So I'm looking at real estate options on Pluto...

No, he did not have sex with this girl; he raped her. I know it's nitpicky and annoying, but I have a hard time equating (consensual) sex with rape.

it is RAPE

Not sex. Not by any definition.

I can be kind of a prankster to douche frat boys so I have two stories from college.

When I found out my staunch vegan boyfriend was cheating on me I put a slice of extra cheese pizza in his laptop and closed it.

After following this story and all its twists and turns I really think it basically comes down to "oh college freshmen" *knowing look*